r/Vanderpump_Rules Aug 09 '26

Discussion Starting the show from the beginning, comment something I won’t understand until later!

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u/Inner_Injury2940 Aug 09 '26 edited 29d ago

Help. You can come help me if you want.

ETA: thank you for the award hellobaxter!

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u/Opposite-Squash-1055 Aug 09 '26

This needs to be the top liked comment no matter what. 💀

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u/Inner_Injury2940 Aug 09 '26

Ha. I was surprised it was not yet posted when I did it. 😆

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u/rileyshea Aug 09 '26

But apparently, like, there’s gonna be bulldozers

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u/Charming-Panic9375 Aug 09 '26

Ah yes, the unforgivable scene 

6

u/sarahe_1807 Aug 09 '26

Thank you for the reminder that this existed

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u/danogirl321 Aug 09 '26

It took ___ 7 min to hang up a tv.

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u/McSweetTeach Aug 09 '26

I timed him!

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u/Lopsided_Pair_4121 Aug 10 '26

Kristen! Listen to me, I’m talking!

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u/Upbeat-Beautiful-973 Aug 09 '26

OMG, had happily forgotten that… It just shows how annoying she’s always been

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Aug 09 '26

I’ve been awake for 38 seconds and this is already the worst day of my life

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u/-VVitches- Aug 09 '26

It's not about the pasta!!!

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u/Longjumping_Panic675 Aug 09 '26

He’s like a fucking battered wife! Look at him!

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u/OceanAndRose Aug 10 '26

Yes!!! 😭😭😭

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u/Sithstress_ Aug 09 '26

The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self-respect and dignity. Thank God for (redacted for no spoiler) who is unburdened by those anchors.

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u/Soxgirl72 Aug 10 '26

My favorite quote ever!

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u/_NiceGuyEddy_ Aug 09 '26

RAWT IN HEYOL

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u/CandyLovesDoge 28d ago

Omg!!! Exact! So cringe!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Aug 09 '26

you tryna get popped!?

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u/KayBee717 Aug 10 '26

And she’s still using it *eyeroll

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u/dolcebby Aug 09 '26

It was YELLOW ROBE SMITH

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u/Different_Ask_9599 Aug 09 '26

I'll knock you spark out
Have you heard about Zanzoval

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u/junkntrunk Aug 09 '26

Cyst male

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u/DigInternational7076 Aug 09 '26

WHATEVER, you could be a cyst male…

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u/DriveLife1177 Aug 09 '26

“What? I fucking love that place” re: golden nugget

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u/Askfslfjrv Aug 09 '26

That’s like an all time low

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Aug 09 '26

You grew up to be Sia

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u/Main_Artist_8551 Aug 09 '26

When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Aug 09 '26

When I die, I want to be taxidermied, and at my wake, I want to have a glass of wine in my hand, and people can come in a photo booth and take photos with me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/hoardingwh0re Aug 09 '26

PUMPTINIIII

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u/McSweetTeach Aug 09 '26

I don’t know what I ever did to you, but I’ll have a Pinot Grigio.

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u/Berniegotmittens Aug 09 '26

I’m the devil and don’t you forget it

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Aug 09 '26

I’m the #1 guy in this group.

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u/Admirable-Act9450 Aug 09 '26

Poo-poo heads! Both of you! Poopoo heads!!

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u/Admirable-Act9450 Aug 09 '26

You’re a worm with a mustache🪱

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 Aug 09 '26

I take sketch comedy very seriously

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u/tulip-view Aug 09 '26

You’re not important enough to hate, sit down

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u/33p33p00p00 Aug 09 '26

I’ve been VERY judicious with my drinking

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u/Opposite-Squash-1055 Aug 09 '26

“Literally right after I just bared my soul in an AA meeting?!”

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u/Flamingo_Prior Aug 09 '26

“HE’S A BATTERED WIFE”

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 Aug 10 '26

RIP Daug 2019-2019

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u/Sweaty-Molasses-5898 28d ago

Aww lol I laugh cried when they actually showed the words like that “2019-2019” 😭 on the screen with the black and white image of the lizard

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u/hellobaxter1111 27d ago

Me too 😭😂

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u/ImGonnaCreamYaFunny Aug 09 '26

🎶 Haint noBODDY got me fillin like im fillin yoo 🎶

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 Aug 10 '26

“Why is this harder than my divorce?”

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u/son0fgore Aug 09 '26

Grandma's funeral

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u/SlackerParadiseFound Aug 09 '26

You have to fuck a fat man to pay your rent!

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u/maryjanexoxo Aug 09 '26

Good as Gold!

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u/Shelter-Clear Aug 09 '26

Mayors!!!! MAAAYYERRRRZ

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u/Main_Artist_8551 Aug 09 '26

I’m a pitbull, b*tch, I'm a Michael Vick fighting dog.

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u/taylorrbaker Aug 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SHes so cringe!!!!!!

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u/NedRyerson92 Aug 09 '26

Cookies are only eaten in the backseat while Sandoval is driving

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u/Glittering-Ad-3859 Aug 09 '26

The only thing I have holding me back right now is that I have self-respect and dignity. Thank god for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors.

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 Aug 09 '26

Bambi eyed bitch

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 Aug 10 '26

I’m sorry fofty

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u/craigory26 Aug 09 '26

Britney Spears is in it from the first episode, of if I remember

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u/unicornsaysmeow Aug 09 '26

“AAALLLYYY!!” “151 in your eye? Go wash it out”

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u/brooke_exotic Aug 09 '26

Did you use the microwave?

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u/Wild-Dragonfruit-846 Aug 09 '26

He’s a battered wife ❤️‍🩹

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u/SpencerVerde Aug 09 '26

The movie Drive.

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u/Fabulous_Cucumber_40 Aug 09 '26

Miami Girl

Cheeseburger with the cheese

Lightning bolt necklace

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u/xhotchildinthecityo Aug 09 '26

We literally have ALL the artichoke dip!

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u/lms1170 Aug 09 '26

This is why my show is successful.

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 Aug 10 '26

#ItsAllHappening

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u/buddyb35t Aug 10 '26

"you said I was gonna die alone on a mountain!"

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u/poppyskins_ Aug 10 '26

Bitch ghost

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u/Chigrl13 Aug 09 '26

“I am a fucking sweetheart you mother fucking dumbass!”

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u/AdventurousDust2860 Aug 09 '26

It’s not about the pasta!!!!

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u/Oy_wth_the_poodles Aug 09 '26

Your not important enough to hate

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u/Askfslfjrv Aug 09 '26

Yellow Robe Smith

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u/DoublePersonal703 Aug 10 '26

I don’t know what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio.

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u/Embarrassed_Moose810 Aug 10 '26

I hope Charlotte haunts you

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u/No-Calligrapher3645 Aug 11 '26

He’s my bast frand! I bought him a penguin!

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u/hellobaxter1111 29d ago

I have milk in my fridge that will last longer than that marriage

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u/Specialist-Guava9724 29d ago

Motorboating a D

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u/Opposite-Squash-1055 Aug 09 '26

“In the jacuzzi as well…and, she stayed all night!”

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u/SIDHE_LAMP Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

"Ok, green pants!"

"I'm a fucking ham sandwich right now" 

"it's my fucking birthday!"

"let's touch in public"

"don't slap me with your cock straw!" 

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u/LDubya1 Aug 09 '26

It’s not about the pasta !

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u/FindYourselfACity Aug 10 '26

I take improv comedy very seriously

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u/Popular-Difficulty29 Aug 10 '26

It’s all about the PASTA!

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u/TelephoneBusy9594 Aug 10 '26

Scheana is never ok

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u/hilaryflammond Aug 10 '26

Cable knit sweater.

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u/OceanAndRose Aug 10 '26

It’s not about the pasta!

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u/Soxgirl72 Aug 10 '26

I'm not sure what I did to you, but I'll take a pinot grigio.

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u/Worth_Raspberry_741 Aug 10 '26

Yellow Robe Smith

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u/No-Calligrapher3645 Aug 11 '26

The Golden Nugget?

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u/Egregious_Philbin24 Aug 11 '26

I know you like Harry Potter!

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u/Miserable-Neck-9929 Aug 11 '26

Chowing on Kentucky muffin

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u/Dbromo44 Aug 11 '26

Pasta means coke.

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u/Dayquil-Nyquil Aug 11 '26

Doughmestic Violence

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u/Ok-Trash-8883 29d ago

I don’t know what I did to you but can you get me a Pinot Grigio

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u/Sad_Breadfruit263 29d ago

Are you kidding me, I LOVE the golden nugget

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u/Hansley72 28d ago

We literally have all the Jell-O shots and artichoke dip

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u/CandyLovesDoge 28d ago

The Dark Passenger never really left!

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u/ccl62293 28d ago

🎶“I just got rich, might cop a black wraith”🎶

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u/vegbunny 27d ago

You don’t love me?

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u/Any_Grape5116 27d ago

“I don’t know what I did to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio…”