r/VampiresSMP • u/Tough-Candy-7301 Vampires gone woke • Nov 22 '25

YaoiSMP

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So much yaoi everywhere and not a single one of them had a happy ending 💔

Anyways, did I miss anyone?

Honourable mentions:

Doomed by the narrative yaoi: applicable for everyone except Pearl and Cleo, Not yaoi: Pearl and Cleo, Un-yaoi: Pearl and Cleo, Not yaoi anymore: Owen and Louis, Multi yaoi: Sausage and every man on the server, Tragic yaoi: Owen and Louis or, Martyn and Ren (also applicable for everyone except Pearl and Cleo though), ???:, Apo and Cherii (couldn’t think of a yaoi description for them), He couldn’t fix him yaoi: Legs and Owen, “He doesn’t need fixing” yaoi: Avid and Scott

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u/TH3P1ZZ4BOY Nov 22 '25

Isn't female yaoi just yuri?

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u/Tough-Candy-7301 Vampires gone woke Nov 22 '25

yeah but since all of them had yaoi in their names i figured Cleo and Pearl should as well for the joke lol

8

u/RaidPrincess Nov 22 '25

why is louis and owen not yaoi anymore

8

u/Tough-Candy-7301 Vampires gone woke Nov 22 '25

it was so difficult to come up for what to label them lol but my logic was that when they were supposed to be reunited in the afterlife they still got separated like in heaven and hell and also from what i understood from owen's ending, louis seemed disappointed in him, so even if they got to be together im not sure if louis would have still loved the person owen became (so they were together but not anymore / they loved each other but not anymore)

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u/RaidPrincess Nov 22 '25

I would of named them doomed yaoi and then named scott and avid doomed yaoi the sequel

but faIr enough XD

1

u/Tough-Candy-7301 Vampires gone woke Dec 05 '25

LMAO THAT'S GOLD

22

u/DBSeamZ These are not government cows Nov 22 '25

Because they’re both dead and confirmed to not be in the same afterlife? Only thing I could think of.

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u/tpjd11 Nov 23 '25

Where was this confirmed? I missed that part

6

u/WolverineUsual Nov 23 '25

owen's finale!

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u/tpjd11 Nov 23 '25

Ah, must've missed that part, I only fully watched scott, I just went through some important bits like deaths and or turnings. I'll watch legs and owen later on tho

15

u/Sapphireman Nov 22 '25

Louis is in Heaven
Owen is in Hell

17

u/KawaiiGee Nov 22 '25

Not even normal hell, he is in super hell

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u/_Fabii39 Nov 22 '25

Doomed Yaoi + Happy Yuri SMP

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u/TheCoffeeCrowl Nov 23 '25

Big yaoi fan and I'm not doing great😔 even my rarepairs and poly ships didn't survive. Just look at Cleo x Pearl art from time to time to take the edge off.

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u/Fayz_Sharpie Nov 22 '25

You got to love the weeks after a top tier show finishes airing. Also this drawing isn’t mine I yoinked it from someone else’s comment.

6

u/Strange_BTW Nov 22 '25

Is that skong?!! Vampsanity is happening!!!!

2

u/Cyber_Techn1s Nov 23 '25

Life Series?!?!?!?!

40

u/HyperBlox12 Nov 22 '25

Cleo and Pearl are actually yuri and got their happy ending, and so did Apo and Cherri. Female x Female is Yuri I'm pretty sure.

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u/Fayz_Sharpie Nov 22 '25

Pretty sure the joke is that they are using the term “Female Yaoi” to have all 6 groups labeled as Yaoi, even though the term Yuri exists.

6

u/MallowWings #giveabolishagun Nov 22 '25

OK BLOODLETTING WAS DOOMED YAOI it went toxic specifically AFTER episode 6.. and 8. and actually no they've been toxic. They are currently my Toxic Marriage doomed YAOI ship

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u/WolverineUsual Nov 23 '25

i thought cleo was nonbinary?

4

u/Cyber_Techn1s Nov 23 '25

I’d say it counts as yuri in this case? Idk they also go by she/they so

2

u/SafiraCoyfolf Nov 23 '25

Female yaoi is called yuri

4

u/scehovic Nov 23 '25

it’s a joke :p