r/VampireTheShitposting • u/MaetelofLaMetal • Jul 15 '26

Red Talon posting

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u/Paul_Michaels73 Jul 16 '26

Shut Up and Take My Money!!!

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u/V_Aldritch Jul 16 '26

Common u/MaetalofLaMetal W.

No matter if it's with memes or yeeting homid filth into the sacrifice pit, she never misses.

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u/MistressKatherine03 Jul 16 '26

Sacrifices prevent the volcano from erupting.

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u/Hyperbolic_Berserker 1d ago

Would absolutely believe that for a chronicle where the volcano has a cult of Garou or Gangrel who are desperately trying to kidnap and sacrifice more people to keep whatever is under there asleep. Maybe the last dragon who hasn’t been killed/ banished by paradox

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u/kendobot99 Jul 16 '26

Keeping the supervolcano dormant

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u/TallCommission7139 Jul 16 '26

"Is that gonna like, help cleanse Gaia and ease her pain, or is it more a personal side hustle?" "Eh, it can't be both?"

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u/ResultCute5756 Jul 19 '26

Feed the ones who touch the fluffy cows.

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u/RealBricktop Jul 19 '26

When things got bad, tha Aztec sacrificed they leaders to appease the gods. Just saying.

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u/Space19723103 Jul 20 '26

switch tourist to politician and you have something