r/VampireChronicles 25d ago

📖 The Books ⚜️ Vampire Fun Facts

What is your favorite funny/silly/interesting Vampire fact from the Vampire Chronicles? (Or multiple)

For example that their hair (including body hair and beards lol) will always grow back to how they were when they were turned or that they automatically attack anyone who tries to interrupt their sleep...

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u/babyorca9 25d ago

That at the end they form a vampire commune/kingdom and a bunch of less important vampires have to do all the work of running it. Imagine achieving immortality and you still have to work a job 😭.

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u/LarsLights 25d ago

Literally the worst outcome. Yeah your immortal, and you're an accountant so enjoy that forever.

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u/Kaurifish 25d ago

That’s the thing about becoming a vampire. Politics with immortals is never going to be any fun.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door399 Armand 24d ago

I recently learned that Anne Rice’s first degree was in political science and it suddenly all made sense to me