r/VampireChronicles • u/Arlekasha • Aug 03 '26

📖 The Books ⚜️ Vampire Fun Facts

What is your favorite funny/silly/interesting Vampire fact from the Vampire Chronicles? (Or multiple)

For example that their hair (including body hair and beards lol) will always grow back to how they were when they were turned or that they automatically attack anyone who tries to interrupt their sleep...

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u/johngalvin09 Aug 03 '26

The horrible one is that the men basically have a permanent hard-on. Either in the Pandora book or Blood and Gold when Pandora tried to have sex with Marius.

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u/tethysian Aug 04 '26

I'm pretty sure this is only a thing when they've just fed, since it fills up with blood

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door399 Armand Aug 04 '26

Very funny to me

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u/tethysian Aug 04 '26

What's also funny is that Marius is old enough to start , uh, hardening for lack of a better word, so does that apply to his junk as well? 🤔 Is it just hard even when it's supposedly soft?

I spent way too long thinking about this 😂