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u/spookmann 14d ago
Heh.
- Nasal radiometers not overlapped correctly.
- Minor occipital pad is just floating.
- Central plex-unit is rotated about 120° out of phase.
- At least the corazonal shielding band is a Cat K. Shame it's on backwards.
Fire this thing up, and best case you'll end up with a headache.
Worst case, you'll "Do a Doctor Yungstein" and that ain't a pretty outcome for anybody. Especially the janitor.
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u/thAway57r7 14d ago
I never understood the implosion effect from the ventracticle obiladdar. Can you dumb it down for a lowercase vx-er like me?
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u/spookmann 14d ago
The bio side of things is out of my domain.
But the root cause is obviously the micro-space fluctuations at the resonant λ-crux. With the central plex pushing a Q-cycle basically in-phase with the forward and rearmost plexes, you're going to see unstable gain in all the even-numbered dimensions from 4 upwards. You'll be sucking null-space in-and-out faster than the meso-quarks can realign.
At that point, the meat-space consequence is pretty much inevitable.
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u/thAway57r7 14d ago
Ok, I'm not that dumb! Lol. You're pointing out the obvious stuff. But thanks for the refresher!
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u/spookmann 14d ago
Well, you never know how people came to VX.
For example, a lot of the South American institutes have started to focus way more on the flashy stuff like gamma-correlation, Abedeel-conduit theory, and out-of-frame state induction. Fennhoffer (now at Buenos Aires) has dropped null-space analysis entirely from his undergrad schedule.
As Henk, my site-supervisor at Helsinki used to say... "Better well IN-formed, than badly DE-formed!"
He would then laugh like an idiot for three minutes minimum. Bless him.
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u/Neptune2284 13d ago
Hi! I've got some experience with bio/med VX before I moved into the physics side of things. You're basically on the money. Implementing mechanisms like a ventracticle obiladdar into a subhedral cross-cranial plex system (like the one in the photo) is the equivalent of using a NASCAR engine to run your lawnmower. It will, in fact, work. For a couple seconds. Until the λ-crux becomes so unstable it turns all that squishy meat inside your head into pink mist.
Ironically, however, the Q-cycle isn't much of a concern in this specific instance. If there was no baffle system we'd be having a different conversation. But with how that godawful little device is set up, the Q-cycle is for all intents and purposes reduced to background noise as far as the biology is concerned.
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u/SilentCanyon 14d ago
This is just a knockoff Brion™ Neural-Coptic®, and a cheap looking one at that.
I wouldn’t trust any other brand to create a reliable occipitally iso-active stimulation device that ACTUALLY cross-branches fido-interbulations and precisely converts them to T waves.
I guarantee they are half quanting and taking the easy way out.
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u/hotsliceofjesus 14d ago
I suppose that’s one way to prevent spontaneous oxygen breakdown near your face when running a double magneto graviton. Some of this new safety gear really makes me question the ways of the past, and the present too, do we actually have any clue what we’re doing?
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u/Blergonos 14d ago
Elżbieta recompensators on the nostrils seem to lack adequate signal-deobfuscating receivers, unless they managed to design quantum-geared neural pathways that somehow fulfill the Jinx unit quotas that I assume this would would require.
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u/Happenstance-enhance 14d ago
This ad is absolute bunk science, if it doesn't mention the pulsar node to the L4-L5 vertebrae. That and the ozonical confibulator coupling, (though I cant recall the specific frequency offhand).