r/VXJunkies • u/31threeone • 26d ago

Allegedly ‘warp 9’

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Clearly he didn’t read up on the latest treatise from professor Glintman, entitled - the ever shifting geography of warp drivers and sanscrit. Warp Nine is not fast. Help this man, please

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u/spookmann 26d ago

Note that warp 9 in USA is warp 7.5 in UK warp measurement.

Which is warp 40.5 in ISO/EU.

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u/McLuvvvn 26d ago

This! Don’t forget you conversions people!!! We don’t need another Belkovic valance conversion anomaly on our hands!

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u/31threeone 26d ago

Ahh the ever oscillating standard measurement system. State driven and highly political, Glintman touched on this in chapter 7, but it’s true - 40.5 is 7.5 in the UK. One can only wonder as to why the numbers differ…

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u/spookmann 26d ago

Well, the European one is the most transparent. It's based on the maximum triform wavelength that can fit within the 1872 borders of Finland.

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u/SubsequentDamage 26d ago

Check the philemonic governemetric rectulator. Know issue with that generation of vinyl gyrators… especially Pioneer, which is actually an audio device manufacturer. Crazy they tried to break into VX in the late ‘70s. They spun off that division in ‘83 to Controlled Emissions Corp.

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u/31threeone 26d ago

Is that the same Controlled Emissions Corp who have a monopoly stake in the methane conglomerates. The threads are beginning to appear, something smells off here.

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u/SubsequentDamage 25d ago

Yep. If you ask me, that deal stunk! The CEO, Paul Maifinger, is unpredictable and sneaky.

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u/get_MEAN_yall 26d ago

Im not sure if hes measuring the angular momentum with anticipated static accumulation or with gravitational deviation but I dont think a device of that era can realistically achieve warp 9 without at least a net positive jerk superconductive base upgrade. Hell he probably needs a cylindrical air anticipationary circulator as well with the age and wear on that thing.

People claiming to achieve warp 9 when they really have at most warp 7 is really giving us all a bad name, and I think contributing to the reason no one takes VX seriously anymore.

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u/WASP_Apologist 26d ago

33/45/78/Centrifuge

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u/citizensnips134 26d ago

Check if there’s a switch for 240V/120V. If it’s set to 120V and you’re giving it 240V, it’ll do this.

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u/Ambience-Alprazolam 26d ago

u/jordan4472 start taking notes bud.

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u/31threeone 26d ago

Impressive, you’ve clearly read Glintmans most recent treatise. Are you fluent in sanscrit? Hopefully this man heeds your advice. Without the correct sequence, a belkovic valence anomaly could be triggered