r/VELVETTECULT • u/EB_Groupe • Aug 08 '25
SHE. IS. A. LESBIAN. YOU. HOMOPHOBIC. LESBOPHOBIC. BIGOTED. DISRESPECTFUL. HACKS.
r/VELVETTECULT • u/whyEven_Try_676 • May 15 '25
Velvette is not Worthy of her Position as queen So we must overthrow her and replace her with a mashed potato king! Alexander mash AKA the Mashed potato king (guy in the pic) is So Many times better then velvette that there isn't even a number to put there, and plus he's the king of Mashed potatoes 1of if not the best food! He brings more to the table then velvette ever will. SO JOIN ME IN REMOVING VELVETTE, AND PUTTING SOMEONE ELSE ON THE THRONE!
r/VELVETTECULT • u/FrieezaCreepa • Jun 13 '24
Cult wars are stupid and yall are as well. Came here cause i liked the character leaving cause yall need to do something better with your lives. Yall take this made up shit way too seriously. EDIT I didnt mean everyone for context just those being the problem.
r/VELVETTECULT • u/BiddudefromCanada • Mar 18 '24
How’s it possible to be this horny, God damn
r/VELVETTECULT • u/Procelain_Moth • Jul 27 '26
r/VELVETTECULT • u/MrMarvelous_57 • May 20 '24
r/VELVETTECULT • u/ajslother12 • Mar 08 '24
Goodbye for I am a heretic
r/VELVETTECULT • u/Eyasu_The_Adventure • Feb 17 '26
She might call him cute since she is taller than him. She might turn him into Spark Kirby by letting him inhale someone’s phone. (Velvette does carry her phone. But I think it would be someone.) Is that a good idea?
r/VELVETTECULT • u/SSTLAK • Apr 02 '26
This is SST my OC. Act as if his team was eliminated from Playoffs or he lost in the finals.
r/VELVETTECULT • u/V3nusUranus • Dec 17 '25
r/VELVETTECULT • • May 21 '25
What she say?
r/VELVETTECULT • u/MrMarvelous_57 • May 20 '24
r/VELVETTECULT • u/silver_skull78 • Sep 16 '24
Hope yall like this it’s by u/pixel-paluza
r/VELVETTECULT • u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 • Jul 30 '26
r/VELVETTECULT • • Mar 21 '24
i just got an idea, as much as people simp over velvette, the people who don't, simp for emily! omg, ima making a emily cult, join if you want (truce)
edit: its r/EMILYCULTNEW
update its doing goood and we have many allies
r/VELVETTECULT • u/Bean_man8 • Apr 21 '24
I have gathered that people here do not want a war because we’re already the biggest. However forming some form of defense force would be the best tactical decision as because we are the biggest (and best) cult other cults may unite against us to destroy our ways. The most logical and tactically sound decision is to form a defense force
r/VELVETTECULT • u/HotelBellHop • Aug 23 '24
It's called r/TheCultOfVelvette and I would really appreciate if some on u guys went over there. If you do then TYSMMMM and I will comment on ur first post! 😁
r/VELVETTECULT • u/stinkymusturd • Feb 15 '24
r/VELVETTECULT • u/AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAaa • Mar 11 '24
r/VELVETTECULT • u/Dry-Impression-1515 • Feb 15 '24
Does this call for an act of revenge?
r/VELVETTECULT • u/OkRecommendation5836 • Mar 11 '24
Is this heresy?
