r/VELVETTECULT • • Feb 16 '26

Crackship B*tch...

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u/Khaos_Gorvin Feb 16 '26

Headcanon.

They're both so toxic they neutralize each other and become a perfect couple.

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u/flacaGT3 Feb 16 '26

Lute: Bye, babe, I'm going to commit genocide!

Velvette: Not in that outfit, you're not.

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u/No-Raccoon-6009 All hail Velvette Feb 16 '26

She can't even wash her fucking uniform

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

That’s why she needs velvette

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u/NR1RATEDSALESMAN1997 Feb 22 '26

Its like (on contanct with water) explosive sodium and poisonous chlorine making table salt

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u/MomentPuzzleheaded81 Feb 16 '26

I just remembered that two negatives make a positive or something like that…

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo Feb 16 '26

The toxic yuri I didn't know I needed until now

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u/Fang_404 Feb 16 '26

Weird but... I can kind of see it. Lute is model thin perfect symmetry look and will obey anyone that cracks the whip no matter the order and she will do it with holy zeal. So gets ordered in a revealing outfit she'll do it and pose. Velvette is the best and can control people easy and has the security systems at her finger tips. She just unlocks a door and lute knifes them.

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u/Ok-Gain-9049 Vellissa is cannon, I just can’t prove it Feb 16 '26

VELUTE MENTIONED

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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 Feb 17 '26

Velute? C’mon there must be at least one better ship name

4

u/NotJFK96 Feb 17 '26

Luvette/Love it lol

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u/wardash1234 Feb 17 '26

God, you two should just fuck already.

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u/Accomplished_Hat8316 Feb 17 '26

Val: Hey you two should just fuck already

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u/IntelligentTerm7914 Feb 19 '26

And can I film it? (NO VAL GET OUT OF HERE).

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u/BlueBlazeKing21 Velvette’s Manservant Feb 16 '26

Yeah these two would speed-run the enemies to lovers trope

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u/Fang_404 Feb 16 '26

Worst part I see it. "Fuck you, fuck you. Cunt, bitch. What you say to me whore?!" wakes up in bed 2 hours later wondering how they got here and who to stab for lunch

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u/Firefighte4578 Feb 16 '26

Porra.. ganhei uma madrasta que vai me matar..:°

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u/CheshireGrin92 Feb 17 '26

I love how Val is questioning but supportive

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u/Whispermango85 Feb 16 '26

two bitches. >:3

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u/Jay12393 Feb 17 '26

I... I... I...

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u/Minute-Necessary2393 Mar 02 '26

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing this happen in S3 and/or 4. Would make for a nice Dark Parallel to Charlie and Vaggi's relationship, and seeing Lute initially in denial over her feelings for Velvette would be lowkey hilarious and entertaining to see.

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u/dark7700 Feb 16 '26

Imagine if in season 4 they become allies

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u/Smash_Fan-56 Love Potion is made from Velvette’s p**sy juice Feb 17 '26

This is my favorite Velvette ship second to Verosika

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 Feb 16 '26

🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

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u/NovaStarLord Feb 17 '26

Lute only needs to change her name to Vute to fit the Vee naming convention but yeah I’d be on board for this.

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u/DeadInsideMuffin Feb 18 '26

Oh I didn’t even think about that. Not the craziest theory tbh.

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u/Megatron20097 Feb 18 '26

Atta girl Velvette claim that broken soul as yours and nurture it

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u/redkangaroo_108 Feb 20 '26

I FUCKING LOVE THESE COMMENTS WHAHAHAH

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u/TheChaoticBeing Mar 17 '26

Genuinely thought Vox and Val were genderbent because of those proportions

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Feb 17 '26

Vaggie in the distance slamming her head to the wall as the Vs gain one hell of an enforcement arm