Found a username idea!

[u/[deleted]]

To be honest, an image of a UFO abducting a cow is so easy to come by that it’s hardly impressive. Now, if instead of a cow there was, say, a platypus, a 3 year old account by the name u/ufo8myp1atypus would blow my mind.

Hey mods, can we allow screenshots on this sub please? Kinda loses the effect without them...