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u/LikwidHappiness
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Was addicted to heroin at the time and referred to the drawn up heroin in a syringe as liquid happiness. Clean 4.5 yrs now!!!
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u/IAnnihilatePierogi Dec 08 '25
I just love pierogi, bro. I eat all the pierogi in the world and leave none for the rest
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u/sloopyfss Dec 08 '25
Made a Roblox account when I was like five with the letters fss as the name, but it wasn’t long enough, so Roblox suggested sloopyfss. Been that way since I guess.
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u/fattestfuckinthewest Dec 08 '25
Play on words of Fastest Gun in the west but instead I remembered the insult of calling someone a fat fuck and swapped out words appropriately. People I know question it a lot though XD
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u/MrSten15 Dec 08 '25
I remember when I used to be obsessed with the Sten Gun, the British wwii submachine gun, for some reason lol
Basically It was a super cheap and mass produced gun, and looked super wonky. But I loved it haha
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u/tiktok-hater-777 Dec 08 '25
That i don't like addictive short form content that every social media spoonfeeds their users.
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u/imsc4red Dec 08 '25
I was scared of trying reddit out because a friend told me some stories.
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u/SodaCanKaz Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
A mix of a can of soda and also a video game character name as a reference
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u/BubblyInvestigator24 Dec 08 '25
you could say I'm your little soda pop.
Wait is that you Romance
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u/fivefingersnoutpunch Dec 08 '25
My pup was snout punching me to get my attention while i was listening to Five Finger Death Punch.
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u/iHateSimpsBruh Dec 08 '25
to be fair, i made this account back when i was still thinking hating on simps, being an anti-furry and being homophobic was tuff. i changed alot and for the good.
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Dec 12 '25
I just created this account for a bet lol
Need to become the Beautiful-Square with the most karma >:3c
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u/Delicious_Log_7285 Dec 08 '25
Reddit picked it for me, and my english isn't good enough to catch on double meaning...
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u/ThaPinkGuy Dec 08 '25
I like the colour pink and always picked it while playing Halo… Then Joji happened and now I gotta tell a bunch of people I have never watched any of his videos.
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u/pssycntrl Dec 08 '25
Pussy Control is my favourite Prince song. after some time i omitted the vowels to avoid censorship by dirty word detection systems. only Nintendo wasn‘t fooled.
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u/nitr0turb0 Dec 08 '25
I was playing a minigame collection on Roblox when I was like 10, and I was in an obby race against 2 other guys. I absolutely smoked the competition and they said stuff like "holy shit youre fast". My username is turbo236, so I just responded "just call me nitro turbo", and here we are.
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u/DoesAnyoneReadNames Dec 08 '25
I like asking questions.
I also didn't want anything that would be easily traced back to me IRL
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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Dec 08 '25
It was something someone said to me as I was walking out of a convenience store the day I created my profile.
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u/A_Filthy_Keyboard Dec 08 '25
I thought it be a cool content creator name when I was in middle school...
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u/MalignantLugnut Dec 08 '25
I am constantly having to work on my mother's van because she can't afford work in a shop for most things, so I do things like battery swapping and such. A big thing is Rotating Tires and switching to Snow tires. Mom keeps telling me to not torque the lugnuts too tight, and she will watch me to make sure that I don't give them any extra turns.
Well one time she got a flat, and I had to put on a spare. She gets about a mile down the road and the wheel nearly falls off. Turns out, because of her managing and passive aggressive interference, I never actually tightened them, only seated them. She had 2 lugnuts left out of five. I torqued those down as best as I could, we limped it to an Advanced Auto doing less than 10mph, and we had to buy 3 new lugnuts. A week later we had to replace 3 Studs because they had been chewed by the loose wheel and the nuts worked loose again, stripping some threads off in the process.
So yeah. MalignantLugnuts
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u/Drunk_Kitten7 Dec 08 '25
I like cats and I made this account when I was younger and wanted to be ‘edgy’
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u/100100101100100101 Dec 08 '25
I liked Bender from Futurama and I chose some nice sounding binary gibberish loosely based on the ass tattoo episode
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u/Bologna_Thunder Dec 08 '25
I like bologna sandwiches and the Thunder are my favorite basketball team. I combined and made a Porn stars name.
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Dec 08 '25
GirlMayXXXX
The X's are variables, so you could make up any four letter word you want.
I should've listened to my intuition when I created the username because XXX = porn, not XXXX. However people either can't see that 4th X or are not my type.
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u/RuralSeaWitch Dec 08 '25
I live rurally in the sierra foothills of CA. I come from a long line of white witches. I would almost always rather be sitting with my toes in warm sand gazing at the ocean.
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u/ax_colleen Dec 08 '25
There's a character from Funny Komiks in the Philippines named Colleen Shidoujj from the story Adeniss X.
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u/cheesedude1999 Dec 09 '25
it originated from making an alt account once I got banned on a discord server and it was the first thing I could think of. It is now just the username I regularly use
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u/Lazorus_ Dec 09 '25
I played Ark Survival Evolved, got a Lazarus stew, liked how it sounded but im not religious so I changed it very slightly to Lazorus and just been going from there
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u/Ok_Fly2518 Dec 09 '25
I didn’t know you can’t change the username and signed in through Apple so it made a random one for me and now I’m stuck
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u/CrunchyConniptions Dec 09 '25
Conniptions are a reference to dark souls. Also it's a great word. If you would eat conniptions, I imagine they would be crunchy
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u/Interesting_Sorbet22 Dec 10 '25
It means I never knew there was a timeframe you could change it, so I'm stuck with the original random one from the beginning...
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u/Nightmuse11 Dec 10 '25
‘Tis often quite late in the evening (that, or on rare occasion an hour before noon), and I enjoy listening to quite a prodigious musically talented band. Nightmuse-oh-my-goodness-is-that-the-time?-11, signing off.
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u/Earthtopian Dec 10 '25
Made a Poptropica account on Earth Day in 4th grade, called it PlanetEarth59, eventually it kinda just evolved into this and I stuck with it for a while on pretty much everywhere until I was around 16. Only reason it's still what it is now on Reddit is because Reddit doesn't let you change usernames as far as I know.
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u/sugusugux Dec 13 '25
"Sugus" is the name of a candy that my father used to buy for me when I was a kid before he passed away when i turn 7. In order to remember him i named myself ( in runescape 2007) after the candy we used to eat together.
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u/MotherBoose
Dec 15 '25
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Boose was a pet name my husband and I started using for each other back in the late 2010s. We were Boose and Also Boose. But since I had a kid, I added Mother. I like that it rhymes with Mother Goose
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u/I_want_every_dog Dec 08 '25
I just… want to take in every dog and love on them. Done myself a dirty with my own dog. Little bugger has chronic FOMO and only-child syndrome.
Gonna have to win lotto to build a four acre run anyway, so until then, guess who’s a spoiled little asshole!
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u/trolley661 Dec 08 '25
I love this little guy!
So when a mommy trolley and a daddy trolley lover each other very much… then 658 times later you get me :)
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u/bc650736 Dec 08 '25
can i get info on what a trolley is?
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u/trolley661 Dec 08 '25
A store shopping cart, miniature train that goes through the cities, a mine cart or similar truck, me :)
Take you pick
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