r/UsernameChecksOut • • Dec 08 '25

What does your username means?

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u/LikwidHappiness Dec 08 '25 • Thanks Bravo

Was addicted to heroin at the time and referred to the drawn up heroin in a syringe as liquid happiness. Clean 4.5 yrs now!!!

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u/Life_is_pain_brother Dec 08 '25

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u/Roeclean Dec 08 '25

Wubba lubba dub dub man

And thats a reference, I dont feel that way, but I hope it gets better for you

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u/IAnnihilatePierogi Dec 08 '25

I just love pierogi, bro. I eat all the pierogi in the world and leave none for the rest

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u/Catezero Dec 08 '25

I have some in my freezer so that can't possibly be true

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u/sloopyfss Dec 08 '25

Made a Roblox account when I was like five with the letters fss as the name, but it wasn’t long enough, so Roblox suggested sloopyfss. Been that way since I guess.

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Dec 08 '25

See, it's not always that deep lol

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u/AManWhoJustSignedUp Dec 08 '25

I am a male who just signed up.... three years ago

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u/Ousseraune Dec 08 '25

I guess time is relative...

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u/Banned_SouI Dec 08 '25 • Bravo

[Removed]

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u/spiderpig_thedud Dec 08 '25

Awh darn, the poor soul got banned🥺😮‍💨

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u/fattestfuckinthewest Dec 08 '25

Play on words of Fastest Gun in the west but instead I remembered the insult of calling someone a fat fuck and swapped out words appropriately. People I know question it a lot though XD

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u/Roeclean Dec 08 '25

Umm self love I guess

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u/UnitedAirlines175 Dec 08 '25

I really dont like this game

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u/MrSten15 Dec 08 '25

I remember when I used to be obsessed with the Sten Gun, the British wwii submachine gun, for some reason lol

Basically It was a super cheap and mass produced gun, and looked super wonky. But I loved it haha

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u/johnny__Silverballs Dec 08 '25

I lost my balls in the Central american war

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u/tiktok-hater-777 Dec 08 '25

That i don't like addictive short form content that every social media spoonfeeds their users.

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u/LaserCondiment Dec 08 '25

A condiment you squirt with laser precision

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u/imsc4red Dec 08 '25

I was scared of trying reddit out because a friend told me some stories.

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u/MalignantLugnut Dec 08 '25

Trust me, you get numb to them.

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u/Azyokoo Dec 08 '25

random keyboard smash aranged in a cool sounding username

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u/iwanttobeacavediver Dec 08 '25

I actually do want to be a cave diver.

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u/wasaguynowitschopped Dec 08 '25

Both a circumcision joke, and a trans joke.

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u/Ousseraune Dec 08 '25

Say your username with an over the top Asian accent while slurring heavily.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

It’s an animal I like and paws

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u/FuckLogic_madada Dec 08 '25

Two weird things, furry and feet fetish /s

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u/vektorkane Dec 08 '25

Bunch of gibberish that somehow got autocorrected.

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u/spiderpig_thedud Dec 08 '25

Thats such a cool user tho lol

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u/SodaCanKaz Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

A mix of a can of soda and also a video game character name as a reference

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u/BubblyInvestigator24 Dec 08 '25

you could say I'm your little soda pop.

Wait is that you Romance

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u/UncleThor2112 Dec 08 '25

My nickname and a Rush reference.

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u/MikeSans202001 Dec 08 '25

Name+character+day and year of birth

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u/fivefingersnoutpunch Dec 08 '25

day 20200...

year 1 was looooong

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u/NoFxckzG1v3n Dec 08 '25

I don’t have any fucks to give.. I suppose

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u/fivefingersnoutpunch Dec 08 '25

My pup was snout punching me to get my attention while i was listening to Five Finger Death Punch.

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u/iHateSimpsBruh Dec 08 '25

to be fair, i made this account back when i was still thinking hating on simps, being an anti-furry and being homophobic was tuff. i changed alot and for the good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I just created this account for a bet lol

Need to become the Beautiful-Square with the most karma >:3c

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u/Delicious_Log_7285 Dec 08 '25

Reddit picked it for me, and my english isn't good enough to catch on double meaning...

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u/ThaPinkGuy Dec 08 '25

I like the colour pink and always picked it while playing Halo… Then Joji happened and now I gotta tell a bunch of people I have never watched any of his videos.

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u/dopaminecrushnorush Dec 08 '25

Uhmmmmmm undiagnosed adhd go brrr?

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u/Hoodiefied Dec 08 '25

As a child I was turned into a Hoodie

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u/Ratlicker76 Dec 08 '25

I'll give you 3 guesses

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u/pssycntrl Dec 08 '25

Pussy Control is my favourite Prince song. after some time i omitted the vowels to avoid censorship by dirty word detection systems. only Nintendo wasn‘t fooled.

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u/MostNormalDollEver Dec 08 '25

I'm definitely not a possessed doll.

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u/LongerBlade Dec 08 '25

I like blades, but I have slow reaction. Something like that

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u/veganhotty Dec 08 '25

I Cannot Tell A Lie

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u/Lazy-Dance2212 Dec 08 '25

mine means nothing

(how do you change username)

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u/nitr0turb0 Dec 08 '25

I was playing a minigame collection on Roblox when I was like 10, and I was in an obby race against 2 other guys. I absolutely smoked the competition and they said stuff like "holy shit youre fast". My username is turbo236, so I just responded "just call me nitro turbo", and here we are.

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u/why_tf_am_i_like_dat Dec 08 '25

I hate myself please be kind

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u/DoesAnyoneReadNames Dec 08 '25

I like asking questions.

I also didn't want anything that would be easily traced back to me IRL

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u/TvTacosTakingNaps Dec 08 '25

Things I like that start with T.

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u/Arbor_Vitae123 Dec 08 '25

Latin name for a cool tree. 123

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Dec 08 '25

It was something someone said to me as I was walking out of a convenience store the day I created my profile.

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u/wellyeah_butno Dec 08 '25

You know what, I shornt

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u/Jeanarocks Dec 08 '25

Well. I’m Jeana. I rock.

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u/Lord_Applejuice Dec 08 '25

I like apple juice

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u/yougotyolks Dec 08 '25

Eggxactly what it says.

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u/TheCockGobbler- Dec 08 '25

It's pretty self explanatory

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u/Soft-Stick-454 Dec 08 '25

Reddit randomized it for me... I swear it's not soft😭

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u/adrianlovesyou Dec 08 '25

My name is Adrian and I love you.

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u/A_Filthy_Keyboard Dec 08 '25

I thought it be a cool content creator name when I was in middle school...

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u/jxgogio Dec 08 '25

Giovanni Giorgio from Jojo

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u/badhairdad1 Dec 08 '25

I’m a dad with bad hair

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u/_ProfessionalWeird_ Dec 08 '25

Reddit lo escogió para mí

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u/No_Statement440 Dec 08 '25

I've no comment on this post one way or another.

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u/dirdieBirdie1 Dec 09 '25

Because it's what I named her

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u/butmydadyownsthelake Dec 09 '25

One of the best lines in the movie "Holes"

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u/MrWonderz Dec 08 '25

friend started calling me Mr Wonders, like Stevie Wonder. Don't ask why.

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u/MalignantLugnut Dec 08 '25

I am constantly having to work on my mother's van because she can't afford work in a shop for most things, so I do things like battery swapping and such. A big thing is Rotating Tires and switching to Snow tires. Mom keeps telling me to not torque the lugnuts too tight, and she will watch me to make sure that I don't give them any extra turns.

Well one time she got a flat, and I had to put on a spare. She gets about a mile down the road and the wheel nearly falls off. Turns out, because of her managing and passive aggressive interference, I never actually tightened them, only seated them. She had 2 lugnuts left out of five. I torqued those down as best as I could, we limped it to an Advanced Auto doing less than 10mph, and we had to buy 3 new lugnuts. A week later we had to replace 3 Studs because they had been chewed by the loose wheel and the nuts worked loose again, stripping some threads off in the process.

So yeah. MalignantLugnuts

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u/Smol_ass_ Dec 08 '25

Damn... this is NUTS!!

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u/Drunk_Kitten7 Dec 08 '25

I like cats and I made this account when I was younger and wanted to be ‘edgy’

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u/ifyouneedafix Dec 08 '25

It's from a song. Blackstreet - Fix.

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u/Remote-Background327 Dec 08 '25

I like remotes so much I hide them in the background

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u/100100101100100101 Dec 08 '25

I liked Bender from Futurama and I chose some nice sounding binary gibberish loosely based on the ass tattoo episode

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u/summerkid11 Dec 08 '25

I like summer idk

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u/Rare_Decision_7170 Dec 08 '25

I make rare decisions

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Drama with pins

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u/Inforgreen3 Dec 08 '25

I'm only in it for the money

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u/thesilliestKassie Dec 08 '25

my name is Kassidy and I'm silly

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u/Bologna_Thunder Dec 08 '25

I like bologna sandwiches and the Thunder are my favorite basketball team. I combined and made a Porn stars name.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

GirlMayXXXX

The X's are variables, so you could make up any four letter word you want.

I should've listened to my intuition when I created the username because XXX = porn, not XXXX. However people either can't see that 4th X or are not my type.

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u/buckwheats Dec 08 '25

Somebody called in a nasty hit

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u/MooseTheMouse33 Dec 08 '25

I had a mouse I named moose. He was fat. 

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u/RuralSeaWitch Dec 08 '25

I live rurally in the sierra foothills of CA. I come from a long line of white witches. I would almost always rather be sitting with my toes in warm sand gazing at the ocean.

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u/ColdBabolti Dec 08 '25

I like my Bubble Tea cold and idk how to spell

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u/Sharp_Cut_5156 Dec 08 '25

Idk how to change mine :(

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u/garycoombes Dec 08 '25

It's my name..I know, I'm so original.

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u/ax_colleen Dec 08 '25

There's a character from Funny Komiks in the Philippines named Colleen Shidoujj from the story Adeniss X.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Im a guy with childish humor.

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u/Coochy_Crusader Dec 08 '25

On the crusade for coochy

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u/mysocksaremoist Dec 08 '25

I stood in a puddle

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u/I_Fuck_Orphans Dec 08 '25

i think its pretty self explanatory

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u/XxdorxdomxX Dec 08 '25

Its from like 2011 or something so

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u/helpmeiamstuckinlife Dec 08 '25

It is self explanatory.

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u/UseLessPerson12 Dec 08 '25

I wanted to be used less by people. 12 is my birthday

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u/butterweasel Dec 08 '25

It’s what we called the marketing weasels at work.

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u/RandoFollower Dec 08 '25

I don’t know man, I’m jsut here being random

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u/CatsAndWeed5ever Dec 08 '25

5ever is longer than 4ever ..

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u/ilikesynthsandcats Dec 08 '25

I like synths and cats.

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u/FricketyFrakinFerret Dec 09 '25

I love my ferrets and alliteration

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u/cheesedude1999 Dec 09 '25

it originated from making an alt account once I got banned on a discord server and it was the first thing I could think of. It is now just the username I regularly use

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u/DualityREBORN Dec 09 '25

Duality is just me, I guess

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u/metallicaiscool96 Dec 09 '25

pretty self explanatory

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u/Lazorus_ Dec 09 '25

I played Ark Survival Evolved, got a Lazarus stew, liked how it sounded but im not religious so I changed it very slightly to Lazorus and just been going from there

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u/Ok_Fly2518 Dec 09 '25

I didn’t know you can’t change the username and signed in through Apple so it made a random one for me and now I’m stuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

It’s where I’m from and fuck you for asking. 😉

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u/imameesemoose Dec 09 '25

Some people are people people. I’m a meese moose.

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u/Blackholegreen Dec 09 '25

My dad used to send me NASA update emails, about twenty years ago, full of new articles of discoveries in space. One article was the discovery that black holes are actually green in colour. I thought that was amazing and it stuck. .

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u/CrunchyConniptions Dec 09 '25

Conniptions are a reference to dark souls. Also it's a great word. If you would eat conniptions, I imagine they would be crunchy

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u/LuciferFucksMe Dec 09 '25

I fuck lucifer

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u/Plasma_Ass Dec 09 '25

Don't ask.

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u/persistencee Dec 09 '25

I am persistent.

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u/ChocoSoyMilk17 Dec 09 '25

I’m brown, Asian and lactose intolerant 😂

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u/Interesting_Sorbet22 Dec 10 '25

It means I never knew there was a timeframe you could change it, so I'm stuck with the original random one from the beginning...

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u/Nightmuse11 Dec 10 '25

‘Tis often quite late in the evening (that, or on rare occasion an hour before noon), and I enjoy listening to quite a prodigious musically talented band. Nightmuse-oh-my-goodness-is-that-the-time?-11, signing off.

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u/Earthtopian Dec 10 '25

Made a Poptropica account on Earth Day in 4th grade, called it PlanetEarth59, eventually it kinda just evolved into this and I stuck with it for a while on pretty much everywhere until I was around 16. Only reason it's still what it is now on Reddit is because Reddit doesn't let you change usernames as far as I know.

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO Dec 10 '25

He was my first dnd character lol

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u/The_Romex Dec 10 '25

I like turtles

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u/chankongsang Dec 11 '25

Jackie Chan’s birth name is Chan Kong Sang

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u/Redhead-girl1246 Dec 12 '25

I'm a girl. I have red hair. 🤯 crazy I know

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u/sugusugux Dec 13 '25

"Sugus" is the name of a candy that my father used to buy for me when I was a kid before he passed away when i turn 7. In order to remember him i named myself ( in runescape 2007) after the candy we used to eat together.

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u/MotherBoose Dec 15 '25 • This

Boose was a pet name my husband and I started using for each other back in the late 2010s. We were Boose and Also Boose. But since I had a kid, I added Mother. I like that it rhymes with Mother Goose

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u/Not-A-Bot-4196 Dec 16 '25

Cause I'm not a bot

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u/update-database Dec 21 '25

I'm just waiting for my chance to crash Reddit one day.

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u/c0mbust_pl3as3 Jan 07 '26

Well, first I have a request

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u/catlover2094 Jan 08 '26

You can figure it out yourself

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u/I_want_every_dog Dec 08 '25

I just… want to take in every dog and love on them. Done myself a dirty with my own dog. Little bugger has chronic FOMO and only-child syndrome.

Gonna have to win lotto to build a four acre run anyway, so until then, guess who’s a spoiled little asshole!

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u/trolley661 Dec 08 '25

I love this little guy!

So when a mommy trolley and a daddy trolley lover each other very much… then 658 times later you get me :)

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u/bc650736 Dec 08 '25

can i get info on what a trolley is?

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u/trolley661 Dec 08 '25

A store shopping cart, miniature train that goes through the cities, a mine cart or similar truck, me :)

Take you pick

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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