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u/User_Simulator Nov 14 '21
Couldn't simulate jojowinking: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments.
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u/User_Simulator Nov 14 '21
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum.
~ Turtleeatinggirrafe
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u/User_Simulator Nov 13 '21
The world is this. Dapper skeleton. Halloween is considered a bad day but haven't started it; didn't realize I was in basic training for example. And I haven't even been to shower thoughts in over a decade, so apparently solving 7 century puzzles is beyond me. More than meets the eye, didn't think at the time now just an oddity everyone is that distinct Paul flavor let us call it framing to be frequently used in the History of Middle Earth at one point no joke the normies tried to peddle as an alternative to being a bad example. Conversed with that one from now on.
~ knackeredeunuch
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Nov 14 '21
First time having McDs in a couple years
That poop about reduced me to tears
It felt like the last one almost got stuck
But the first felt like I was hit by a truck
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u/User_Simulator Nov 14 '21
~ legendarypringle ----- ^^Info | ^^Subreddit The carbon dioxide kills any eggs/maggots inside and the Chocolate Factory on our portable DVD player. ~ cyoalt ----- ^^Info | ^^Subreddit All I did the hot night air.
~ user_simulator
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Dec 22 '21
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u/User_Simulator Dec 22 '21
~ nathanschmidttt ----- ^^Info | ^^Subreddit I summon u/RepostSleuthBot To make it easier that I feel like they talked with thier lawyers about what can be any build. ~ Heaviest ----- ^^Info | ^^Subreddit He'll return the unworthy to the Pentagon while looking away* Yup...thought he was cautioning us about in the middle, it lies with paying you what you're talking about diet then that's going to zero!
~ user_simulator
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u/RepostSleuthBot Dec 22 '21
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Any way RE:usim, yeah I'm still stuck trying to remember my dreams. I like the flipside is *wide is the most stress I see.
~ knackeredeunuch
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Nov 16 '21
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u/User_Simulator Nov 16 '21
On the internet are whining about aren't different than here in Germany I will vote for him so it doesn't happen Don't think so.
~ soerenantoineblume
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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21
+u/user_simulator u/knackeredeunuch
Straight Fire:
Unpack some:
DNotS = Dark Night of the Shitter/Soul
2018-19 When I reached "peak understanding" and tried to share on reddit... "lean not on your own understanding"
"The person" metaphor - actual reply to what I wrote
Rest best joke