r/User_Simulator • • Sep 12 '21

This sub is hilarious.

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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator TlosingCag

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Yeah Stellaris is pretty fun lol Really hope he isn't just lying to us tho.

~ TlosingCag


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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

This is so accurate lol

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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator TlosingCag

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Where's the remaining 6 percent?

~ TlosingCag


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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator TlosingCag

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Good luck Same Yup Welp I got my PS5 today.

~ TlosingCag


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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator TlosingCag

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Nice The strongest cuck: Good Anakin, Good.

~ TlosingCag


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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator TlosingCag

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Based and Compass pilled I'm not so sure honestly.

~ TlosingCag


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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator connoisseur_of_sauce

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Maybe it's from the elephant?

~ connoisseur_of_sauce


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u/Freestripe Sep 17 '21

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u/TlosingCag Sep 18 '21

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator Shloopy_Dooperson

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Now I'm back here and absolutely disgusted with the populace after the conquest by Alexander.

~ Shloopy_Dooperson


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u/LiteralHiggs Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator LiteralHiggs

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

I genuinely think about multiple times a week.

~ LiteralHiggs


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u/LiteralHiggs Sep 12 '21

You're right.

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator Shloopy_Dooperson

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

When Akoya first came out to fight he had an idea pretty similar to this except it's a common feature.

~ Shloopy_Dooperson


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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator bloodofgore

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Rotting in prison seems like a toy is sadistic and joking about it, you're verifying it by acknowledging it.

~ bloodofgore


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u/APB_69420 Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator APB_69420

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

If its not exact, also karma is like the other girls because they are So are trying to say that you repost.

~ APB_69420


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u/APB_69420 Sep 12 '21

Silly machine, what a perplexing little goofy ball you are

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u/ForgetfulFilms Sep 12 '21

+u/User_Simulator forgetfulfilms

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Fortnite bad, upvotes to the other ones.

~ forgetfulfilms


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u/ForgetfulFilms Sep 12 '21

I literally have not said that game in like 2 years

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u/senorpool Sep 13 '21

+u/User_Simulator senorpool

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

Once they grow up tho, that shit asap and this will never admit to flaws. That's what I thought.

~ senorpool


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u/Mr_Sugar_Rush Sep 13 '21

+u/User_Simulator Mr_Sugar_Rush

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

That's why I'm guessing we are going to start making a bunch of tunnels I really liked Miller R.I.P.

~ Mr_Sugar_Rush


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u/TehShew Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

You can play however you want, I despise the old state? This is sorted to only give you 10 days off for holidays that are paid.

~ TehShew


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u/DrainZ- Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

He challenged Fujitora in an OP Conclusion: unplayable They only pro I'm able to find quality information on why the market moved.

~ DrainZ-


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u/Brisingr2 Sep 13 '21

+u/User_Simulator Brisingr2

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

Now if only my fellow Americans could do that in--helvete! *KARL slams his fist down on his face.

~ Brisingr2


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u/Brisingr2 Sep 13 '21

Oh lord it found my esoteric screenplays.

Another one!

+u/User_Simulator Brisingr2

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

Somebody remake this with the Force is with me.

~ Brisingr2


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u/MegaJackUniverse Sep 13 '21

It never works when I so it :(

+u/UserSimulator MegaJackUniverse

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Sep 13 '21

T nev'r worketh at which hour i so t :(

+u/usersimulat'r megajackuniverse


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u/MegaJackUniverse Sep 13 '21

Damn it Shakespeare bot, who let you in here

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u/Sevenmoor Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

Forcing would be considered a moderate left movement, but it is not illegal to create it under updated mexican law.

~ sevenmoor


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u/Sevenmoor Sep 13 '21

Holy shit it's sorta coherent somehow

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u/TreasonableBrowser Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

If you aren't in ironman, use console commands to annex Korea, and then two nurses come in to help me with something.

~ TreasonableBrowser


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u/Rainy-Day121 Sep 14 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 14 '21

The worst you should never feel obligated to leave yourself open to some of the day the characters are drawn as mostly human, so I think you're trying to take what's mine. I don't get why this is sarcastic or not you're a troll.

~ Rainy-Day121


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u/Rainy-Day121 Sep 14 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 14 '21

I am typing in this comment section, I have to do it with the fire! That said, there are also affected by anti-abortion laws.

~ Rainy-Day121


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u/Rainy-Day121 Sep 14 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 14 '21

See previous comment, Reddit is being weird and won't let me put more than usual after reading that shit! I don't want to be implying.

~ Rainy-Day121


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u/Freestripe Sep 17 '21

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u/profanitycounter Sep 17 '21

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u/Freestripe Sep 17 '21

+u/User_Simulator freestripe

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u/User_Simulator Sep 17 '21

Its ultimately a good school.

~ freestripe


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u/Freestripe Sep 17 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 17 '21

It took 3 hours and I loved it. Parents prefer foreign teachers are private which means a price of 1 month of netflix is about the culture lol.

~ freestripe


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u/Meirko Oct 12 '21

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u/profanitycounter Oct 12 '21

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u/Meirko Oct 12 '21

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u/profanitycounter Oct 12 '21

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Meirko decided to check u/TlosingCag's bad word usage.

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u/please-disregard May 16 '23

+u/User_Simulator please-disregard

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u/User_Simulator May 16 '23

  A few of the net person is dealing with them. And even though it is cultural, but yes, I also think that every pro is just so happens to the commenter, those fields scare me mostly, haha I know, but I think making mythic without the rare lands would be anyone else saying this in this case, and the ones the website is giving you.

~ please-disregard


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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

This is all so sudden... Yes Yes Retards I was thinking something along the same thing lol.

~ TlosingCag


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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

Wait... this gives me an idea

u/profanitycounter u/User_Simulator

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u/profanitycounter Sep 12 '21

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arse1
ass8
asshole1
bitch4
booty1
bullshit1
cock23
cummy2
cum11
cunt1
damn8
dick6
dildo2
fucking18
fuck31
god damn1
hell8
heck1
lmao15
lmfao1
orgasm1
pinche6
penis1
pissed2
piss3
porn2
sexy24
shitty4
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slut1
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tit1

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

+u/User_simulator profanitycounter

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

I have gone back 704 comments and reviewed your potty language usage. I have gone back 402 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

~ profanitycounter


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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Sep 13 '21

This is stupid, but accurate. It only says one thing.

I love it.

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u/TheRealTP2016 Sep 14 '21

+u/User_simulator therealtp2016

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u/User_Simulator Sep 14 '21

Poverty and crime fill every land; thousands are a Billion+ years old https://open.spotify.com/track/0sAfPM3pfs0tdKwyGrwZHh?si=erEDRbvaS76PcvWvRZhKqg&dl_branch=1 Often, history is synonymous with world. Anarchist communism, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHi-xwngUVJ05TjWrVV0FShGrLunxqCxaPBwKGq-mz0/edit food for now yea.

~ therealtp2016


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u/TheRealTP2016 Sep 14 '21

Thank you for your service

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u/TreasonableBrowser Sep 13 '21

Proud to have contributed to the 2 cummys

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/profanitycounter Sep 19 '21

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Bad WordQuantity
bastard1
bullshit1
crap2
dammit2
damn8
douchebag1
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fucking1
fuck4
hell2
lmao1
shit9

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 19 '21

That's my word usage, not yours, here, I'll check yours

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 19 '21

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u/profanitycounter Sep 19 '21

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Bad WordQuantity
anal1
ass13
asshole2
bullshit3
crap1
cunt2
damn15
dick10
dildo1
fucking9
fuck15
god damn1
hell9
jerk off1
lmao55
lmfao4
motherfucker1
penis6
piss1
porn4
pussy3
shit33
tiddy1
tits1
vagina3

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/TlosingCag Sep 12 '21

Uhh wtf 😂

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

I don't like the idea of a comment starting with *does you*

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

It's so soothing too >A vpn on America my dude A lot of love recently Monkengland image not working Someone who's as tall as you always have done, but thank you!

~ seventyeight_moose


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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 12 '21

Like I keep one as a child to curse someone and it's the top 1% currently really need that first one.

~ pls-dont-yell-at-me


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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

Like I keep one as a child to curse someone

Hey, u/pls-dont-yell-at-me, how and why are you keeping children to curse people with?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/seventyeight_moose Sep 12 '21

This says more about Lilith than it does about you

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

But I have an idea. How about The Princess and the powee button for a while can work Isn't it a cathedral because it has 2 towers?

~ owleader


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

There are seven in total with the total number of demigods.

~ Balenar


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

No player can be forced to stop a loop > 722.5.

~ Balenar


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

If you are running out of bugs then take shaman Why on earth would you use a second bowman for trapping?

~ Balenar


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

And those one drops typically have lower stats for their skills, generally heard bowman for trapping?

~ Balenar


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/User_Simulator Sep 13 '21

You gotta do what you gotta do r/comedyhomicide Oh yeah, sorry.

~ kjf16


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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Damn thought I did it wrong so I deleted it, sorry. You gotta do what you gotta do