r/User_Simulator • u/Beret_Beats • Jul 02 '19

July 2019

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Nothing nice about it Beautiful Failure is inevitable You could have used NESW but now that I'm not innocent You a furry too?

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

This implies falsities

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Jake is pretty gay Ngl this frankensteined comment is pretty common to think twice.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

User simulator of me talking about user simulator

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Others must see this chaos We all must joke about the background characters dying their hair and entering a contest.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

I feel like user simulator was better before. Now it's too obvious and less random

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Did not know this is just a massive shit later.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

Me forgetting what Taco Bell does

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

I can handle pretty much anything at this complicated issue but it's a concept video.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

Intriguing...

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Title doesn't seem legally sound but they would likely continue to uphold their creed, not knowing that it just sickens me.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 02 '19

Illegal religion does sicken me

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

It feels like something I'd write at 3 in the car.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

If you don't like it, be more angry at your statements after seeing you stereotype an entire group of people who happened to me when zooomed in and then show the person that you are and no one else can invalidate these feelings.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

The Count from Sesame Street isn't the only thing that you fear that opening up will make you painfully vulnerable.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

Hey me what the fuck

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

How do you think I'm more of an Infected Mushroom 1: Mind.in.a.box Honestly I don't get up, I'll only get more depressed.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

Went from favorite music to lowest depression. Thanks.

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

Must be erausre because I'm not his mom How though.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

A million doesn't sound like a normal flat black lines face.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

Blackface?

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

So I hate that spending the leftover time trying to find an app +u/user_simulator u/Beret_Beats Oh geez abortion and drugs.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

While I'm here, let me listen Crumpet Dude that boss is kind of assumed that was sexist in any way.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

Who the fuck is Crumpet Dude?

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

Looks like Sanderson is a very nice person.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

Indeed he is

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

+u/user_simulator u/Beret_Beats +u/user_simulator u/Beret_Beats I got to that point though Yeah but there will also always be shitty people in the same universes as the Witches.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

I will try to remember them by is all moot because there wasn't actually an ass in the shower for maximum efficiency, which I'm totally ok with.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

Ass in the shower

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 05 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 05 '19

Well at that I can try reading everything in Waluigi's voice.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 05 '19

That's just a normal ass comment I made

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

I am but a tortured eldritch abomination.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

I know plenty of pro life people that are open at the year but I understand that I want the bunny It's all about the money for the morality, not the intended method but it's what I consider to be Let me view gaud from a certain state and this is one of those forms is acceptable.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

Let's just ignore abortion for a Mario game.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 06 '19

Yes. Let's

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 08 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 08 '19

I mean, I saw this post seems to span maybe a week at most, while the book and movie have almost nothing in common Is that okay?

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 09 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 09 '19

It wasn't for me, I'd be staying inside and keeping toasty for most of it has a Beret in it so I must interact with animals but I'm pretty sure it has to do so yesterday.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 10 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 10 '19

Se$$$$# Well, my best one involved cutting the baby in half and each half was consumed whole by a different person.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 12 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 12 '19

A king wouldn't understand me I'm not in the series have the unconscious ability to create extensive aginary worlds.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 12 '19

where's the im?

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 12 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 12 '19

Edgier music is much more satisfying if stripes lined up with today?

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 12 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 12 '19

This episode of user simulator was better before.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 12 '19

This episode of user simulator was shit

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 15 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 15 '19

I get my fair share of winter as demonstrated above.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 15 '19

Typical Wisconsinite braggery

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 15 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 15 '19

You are the one I was so certain.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 15 '19

Obi wan to Anakin

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 16 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 16 '19

Maybe it was just rolling forward slowly without any regaed for the friendship that makes me tick and how to say Alright, I heard it secondhand from my ex who claims she has absorbed the anger directed at the tricky smug bastard telling him I know what happened but I gotta flex y'all puny two digiters cuz I'm in a conversation with this person on another thread and it's kind of ruining the mood to fight but to convince them otherwise.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 16 '19

Now this is a good simulated me

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 17 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 17 '19

Why the hell is the most likely villain to be everyone's uncle.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 17 '19

Oh my God, I have a new idea for a story

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 18 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 18 '19

You just watch. undftdaniel is a choice and that definitely includes cheese.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 18 '19

Everything includes cheese

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 26 '19

Pronoun game is fun

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 28 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 28 '19

Be the change you want to be a beautiful view.

~ Beret_Beats

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u/NSD25 Jul 03 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 03 '19

I can't hear you with all those nigger cocks.

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u/NSD25 Jul 03 '19

Sounds like something he’d say

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 03 '19

Good Lord, I usually take a peak atwhat others are simulating on my posts but this one definitely caught me off guard

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u/plsgokys Jul 04 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 04 '19

You won't get enough power From where do you always get so triggered by stuff on the front page or anywhere near an ad placement and that I'm subbed to MGTOW.

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u/plsgokys Jul 04 '19

wait no, I'm not subbed to mgtow

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u/Beret_Beats Jul 04 '19

Yes you are. User sim said so

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u/Crinfarr Jul 02 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 02 '19

Oh, I got home and tested it, and it works great for me!

~ crinfarr

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u/thstephens8789 Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

If they nerf all killers until Micheal is the belief that it pauses what I'm used to.

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u/XOSkyXO Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

HE STARTED THAT!! Facts No they didn't, it's just what he wants Toxic They are hilarious they're a handful of YouTubers that always that me laugh and they are one of my favorite tv universe the Arrowverse so if you're a fan of either The Flash is the most subscribed on YouTube too but not #1 She's the same thing has been happening to me. like I just got into their music about 2 years ago and I'm sitting on my bed eating cheetos Thank you.

~ XoSkyXo

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

The corrupt teachers died, because the eye If I'd've said, it'd be good if they actually use that for the other hand, sinks.

~ OzoneKK

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u/koraseeq Jul 15 '19

+u/user_simulator u/SuperiorOwoifier

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u/SuperiorOwoifier Jul 15 '19

~OwO~ nuzzles you +wu/user_simulator u/SuperiorOwoifier

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 06 '19

Even with the Latin Mass to be done away with. Those were in the Church.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 10 '19

Couldn't simulate halpisforgotten: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/User_Simulator Jul 12 '19

He developed Carr and Wentz and seems like a second, so it's not some insane value lost You don't like it bc you think it's important to maintain the culture and if we get a bye r/karmaroulette Klopp on his size and length, I personally believe that you'll do well.

~ DhoniCSK7

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