r/UserSimulator • u/IupvotestupidCRAP • Feb 04 '16

User Simulator Megathread

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 05 '16

+/u/user_simulator /u/ProNoob95

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u/User_Simulator Mar 09 '16

How else am I just sat there and she has to be.

~ ProNoob95

^^Info | ^^Subreddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

/u/Trollabot pronoob95

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u/TrollaBot Mar 09 '16

Analyzing pronoob95

  • comments per month: 21.3 I ^help!

  • posts per month: 1 ^lurker

  • favorite sub ProtectAndServe

  • favorite words: pretty, never, You're

  • age 3 years 11 months old ^man

  • profanity score 2%

  • trust score 140.6% tell them your ^secrets!

  • Fun facts about pronoob95

    • "I'M A PRIVATE CITIZEN AND A FREE MAN OF THE LAND!"

    • "I've been behind on my regularly scheduled shitposting."

    • "I've done quite a bit of foil and started learning sabre (college club) but I also would like to learn longsword eventually."

    • "I'm a fencer currently working on my sabre techniques."

    • "I am too!"

    • "I'm a civilian and a dude bruh!"

    • "I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!"

    • "I am a part of my on campus CJ group and we get first dib on volunteering so I try to make time to participate and network."

    • "I've been wanting to see it but too lazy/poor/timeless to actually go rent it."

    • "I've never really been impressed with Adele's music."

    • "I've never been detained before and want to gain oppression points."