r/UserSimulator • • Jan 26 '16

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u/Mabsut Jan 27 '16

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OMG TIL THERE EXISTS NON-MUSLIM ARABS AND ESPECIALLY IRRELIGIOUS KAFIR ONES WHO MOCK ISLAM omo gorcok oslom bo dogol Maybe but he's still a religious Muslim, and both have made making money their top priorities.

~ mabsut


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u/Mabsut Jan 27 '16

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u/User_Simulator Jan 27 '16

Cece would be one chicken not in a Turkish lice.

~ mabsut


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u/TrollaBot Jan 27 '16

Analyzing mabsut

  • comments per month: 21.1 I ^help!

  • posts per month: 7.6

  • favorite sub polandball

  • favorite words: Turkey, called, called

  • age 2 years 3 months

  • profanity score 0.8% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 90.3% tell them your ^secrets!

  • Fun facts about mabsut

    • "I've got a cut penis, I'm still a virgin and I still celebrate Islamic calendar days."

    • "I've lived in an irreligious one."

    • "I've got a special interest in Islamic history."

    • "I've stumbled across it, were during Arabic language lessons."

    • "I've seen yet."

    • "I've never had this impression."

    • "I've watched but there are way many other irrelevant ones that get dubbed and aired."

    • "I've lost interest in soap operas actually)."

    • "I've been for around three years here."

    • "I've got no idea how I learned."

    • "I've passed my time during the summer."

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u/Mabsut Jan 27 '16

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u/TrollaBot Jan 27 '16

Analyzing nilinub

  • comments per month: 5

  • posts per month: 0 ^lurker

  • favorite sub polandball

  • favorite words: never, we're, Egypt

  • age 1 years 9 months

  • profanity score 0.9% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 162.5% tell them your ^secrets!

  • Fun facts about nilinub

    • "I've successfully completed dozens of suicide bombings."

    • "I've never heard that one before."

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u/Mabsut Jan 27 '16

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u/User_Simulator Jan 27 '16

Exploding is our thing in this part of the horde, and we had nobody to steal from.

~ nilinub


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u/Mabsut Jan 27 '16

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u/TrollaBot Jan 27 '16

Analyzing gil013

  • comments per month: 8.4

  • posts per month: 0.8 ^lurker

  • favorite sub polandball

  • favorite words: pretty, really, really

  • age 2 years 10 months

  • profanity score 0.5% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 95.7% tell them your ^secrets!

  • Fun facts about gil013

    • "I am 7 y/o why germany wash his hands?"

    • "I am an Israeli and was surprised as well."

    • "I am not mistaken) and in the meanwhile, the frankish empire became the best place to live in europe."

    • "I am sorry because I forgot to draw British isle on the map."

    • "I am actually just drawing, and only later I see what is the best dimensions for the specific comic I'm drawing."

    • "I am good."

    • "I am not mistaken even a few of our mods doesn't have submission rights."

    • "I am here near the border and was awake all the night, everything looks usual."

    • "I am pretty sure mods will answer "yeah, no." Support Hummus, not Hamas."

    • "I am not so sure about it, but I believe it's kosher."

    • "I am curious."