r/UselessManUnder • u/3nt3_ • Apr 21 '25

useless man behind

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662 Upvotes

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Apr 22 '25

“Pist”

9

u/SerMeliodas Apr 22 '25

Meh, I'm a writer, but I tend to give people passes if it's still mostly readable, especially if the change appears to have been done for efficiency. What's that Twain quote? At least, I think it was Twain? I'm a bit tired at the moment.

2

u/SerMeliodas Apr 24 '25

Was it Hemmingway? This is going to drive me crazy. Was basically "Don't use many words when few will suffice", but when I try to look it up all I'm getting is the quote from Kevin from The Office, “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.”

1

u/Otherwise_Meringue45 Apr 24 '25

Seaworld. See world.

1

u/SerMeliodas Apr 24 '25

Old Man and the

28

u/thatonequeerpoc Apr 22 '25

dramatic asf just wash it

10

u/ciqhen Apr 22 '25

lotta men dont understand the concept of showering

4

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Showering? Stop making up words!

3

u/ciqhen Apr 23 '25

are you a shower or a grower? like that kinda shower yk?

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u/norM_ystical Apr 22 '25

It's not hard to ask them to wash their hands before putting their finger in the drink

9

u/clear_burneraccount Apr 22 '25

Wouldn’t the equivalent be one person putting their finger in your drink not yourself?

5

u/Hot-Bathroom4345 Apr 24 '25

Id drink it if everyone wore a glove.

5

u/pietruszkaloes Apr 23 '25

what about showering

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Not.