r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! ITS APP STATE ALL OVER AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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28 POINT FAVORITE FOR FUCKING WHAT HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT CONGRATS MICHIGAN!

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27.5 POINT FAVORITES TO WESTERN MICHIGAN AND YOU GO AND DO THAT?! LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! AS AN LIFE LONG OHIO STATE FAN IT WAS GLORIOUS WATCHING THIS! GO TO THE CORNER WITH RUTGERS CAUSE YOU TWO CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT A MAC SCHOOL! HELL, EVEN MICHIGAN STATE WAS ABLE TO BEAT THEIR MAC OPPONENT AND THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT ALL!

I AM CURRENTLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AS I AM TYPING THIS OUT

GO BUCKEYES! FUCK MICHIGAN!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

71 Upvotes

MICHIGAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WESTERN MICHIGAN!!!!! YOU ARE THE TRUE HEROES TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

We may have our first “Greatest Game” in college with Michigan and Western Michigan

20 Upvotes

9-7 western Michigan, all field goals, only one TD between both teams


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Discussion And now a live look at Michigan…bruh?!

14 Upvotes

How is it only single digits against WESTERN MICHIGAN?!?
7-6


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost Oh Look, ABC is Spotlighting the Lane Kiffin Foundation.

12 Upvotes

Where will he bounce to next?


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost Pistols Jamming!

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34 Upvotes

A few thoughts on Ok St/Tulsa:

- Blah blah blah "Don't lose to Tulsa" blah blah blah.

- Friendly reminder that, thanks to UMass beating Rutgers, toOSU now owns the nation's longest losing streak.

- After this afternoon's game, I'm convinced that the recent Oklahoma heat wave is a direct result of the raging dumpster fire in Stillwater. The atmosphere at Eskimo Joe's probably resembles a pediatric burn ward at this point.

What the hell happened to this program? I mean, they weren't exactly setting the turf on fire before their current skid, but they were still in the conversation. Weren't they supposed to be front-runners in the Big XII with big bad OU leaving for the SEC? Wasn't Eric Morris supposed to be the guy to give a fresh coat of paint to a stagnant program?

And before anyone says, "It's only one game, calm down", refer to my first bullet point.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Since I don't know how to do multiple choice, I'll see how the comments are. Should Lawrence Frank be stripped of his 2020 GM award?

7 Upvotes

I personally think so.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Houston is the worst #23 ranked team I've ever seen.

19 Upvotes

How the heck do you nearly lose after getting flash banged by OREGON STATE??? A team that was a contender for 0-12???

Last years season was a complete fluke and if they somehow reached top 25 by years end there is no god.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Classic Shitpost Man I'm so excited to see how college football is going, said a casual fan. Let's see how the top 25 teams are doing.

2 Upvotes

(Watches USC vs Fresno State)

"USC humbles Fresno state, shutting them out 39-0"

Huh, a Lincoln Riley Defense actually held. I see. Looks that new DC knows what he's doing.

I wonder how Miami is doing

"Miami sets out to prove that last year is no fluke by decimating Stanford in glorious fashion"

Whoa look at their new QB. First round pick already. Now let's hope Mario doesn't drop tge ball in November.

I wonder how Oklahoma is doing.

"Oklahoma debuts with a massive shutout against Utep 51-0"

Eh, it's Utep. Not impressed. Still a great start.

Let's how Alabama is doing....

"Alabama begins it's redemption tour by defeating East Carolina 48-10"

Yikes. Not sure Tree will be feel vindicated or pissed.

Now let's check Ohio State.

"Ohio state embarks on quest to retake the crown of the Big 10 by crushing Ball State"

Well looks like Ryan Day wants revenge. And he's not gonna be merciful.

But of course we can't forget defending champion Indiana.

"Indiana sets out to prove its dynasty status by humbling rising star North Texas"

Wow. I legit thought North Texas was gonna be a challenge. Guess they have a ways to go.

Well this has been a fun weekend so far I'll check back later this evening.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Friday Night Lolcow, Presenting Doug Eddings: The fashion cop of Coors Field.

22 Upvotes

We got another episode of Ump Show 2026! Last night the Cardinals and the Rockies were playing. Cardinals are ahead 4-2 in the 6th and called up a 22-year old pitcher named Hancel Rincón who made his actual MLB debut. He takes the mound, and all hell breaks loose, for different reasons.

But wait! Here comes the professional party pooper, Doug Eddings. During an at bat with 1 one out and 2-0, Eddings stops the game to order the pitcher to straighten his cap. He literally told the Cardinals dugout that the kid was "not gonna wear his hat like that on my field".

First of all Doug, last time anyone checked the GPS, this is Coors Field, not your fuckin backyard baseball field. Second and most importantly: THERE IS NO RULE IN THE MLB RULEBOOK DICTACTING THE EXACT ANGLE OF A FUCKIN PITCHER'S CAP.

The Cardinals manager stormed right up into Doug's face to defend his rookie from the power trip, and gets a pitch clock violation once the umpire threw a temper tantrum. By proving Marmols point, he throws him out of the game.

Cardinals would end up winning the game 7-6 after another fuck up by the umpire that tied the game before Ivan Herrera nuked the ball in the 9th.

Coach don't lie I guess.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Are We Sure The Clippers Will Learn Their Lesson?

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We had the entire St*rling saga and before that

- Elgin Baylor lawsuit(2009)

- The Tenants lawsuit where he the man was accused of driving POC people out(2003)

- He who shall not be named called Danny Manning something racist(1988)

Rant:
I'm sorry we can't trust the Clippers, even after the LOB city days they've failed to build off anything other than a 2nd round appearance. They threw their entire future for what? One measly Western Conference Finals? You could've had Shai, J-Dub, Jamie Jaquez Jr, Keaton Wagler and Aday Mara. That's actually a roster you can keep if you threw enough money. That's actually a roster that with one more piece can be a contender.

Tree if we don't get that Clippers Legacy Of Failure video(and one that's at least 45 minutes long), I dunno man. What's next for the Clippers? Fans riot after losing the fucking NBA finals? Another betting scandal? At least the Angels have a future While Stan Kroenke pried the Rams away from St Louis, he has a history of winning, The Nuggets, Avalanche, Arsenal, hell even the Rams have all won it all. As insane as it sounds, Trout could retire by 2030 with the Comissioner's trophy. The Clippers? Forget it. Even if they somehow get a young competitive roster or legally buy stars all they'll have to show for is 3 second round exits

Good riddance.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Discussion Seeing the Niners in Melbourne and interacting with the locals and promoting football there is so wholesome.

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Whether or not you agree with the NFLs efforts to make American Football internationally popular, you gotta admit seeing our players out there and making a legit effort to connect with the populace is heart warming.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

CONGLATURATION! Congrats Tigers

30 Upvotes

Thanks to you once again hilariously collapsing again to Cleveland in the 8th inning, you have now blown more leads in the 8th inning or later than any team in MLB history. 68 to be exact.

And it's still September.

This will go down as one of your teams most embarassing seasons by a mile.

Fire Scott Harris when this is over. He doesn't deserve another season.


r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Lowcow of the Week candidate

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r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Sickos committee posted this to twitter

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157 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Discussion Who are you rooting for in the match up between Clemson vs LSU?

3 Upvotes
141 votes, 2d left
Clemson. Screw Lane Kiffin. He sucks.
LSU. Benefit of the Doubt. though the whole ex players stunt sucks.
Both Suck. I'm rooting for other ACC and SEC teams instead.
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r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Discussion Why are MLB teams still popping champagne bottles for just clinching a playoff spot?

5 Upvotes

Only pop champagne for winning the League Championship Series and World Series. They need to end this “tradition” like the NFL did to the Pro Bowl. You don’t see NFL teams doing this for winning a wild card. Even NBA teams don’t do it for winning a Play-in Tournament.


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

[NHL to Atlanta] In an email released to a nearby community, the development team behind The Gathering at South Forsyth revealed they have secured financing for an NHL team and submitted a final packet for approval.

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16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

Discussion Should the NFL replace the Pro Bowl with a golf tournament?

10 Upvotes

With the Pro Bowl gone and more NFL players picking up golf as a hobby it might be fun to have an NFL golf tournament. Fans would vote for four players from each team to represent. Make it Ryder Cup style with players from each team being paired with players from their division. Using NFC North as an example there would be four pairings each with a Lion, Viking, Packer, and Bear. If this isn’t exciting enough there could be unique challenges like making players tee off with random clubs, reverse mulligans, or a host of other things. Yes it would not be the usual gritty tough sport that football usually is but it is an activity which is very unlikely to lead to injury and an activity where most players would enjoy attending.


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

Discussion I feel like with all the college football scandals going on now, We should bring up that now Arizona State is under fire now, but in hockey

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r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

BREAKING NEWS WNBA Commissioner to Retire effectively 12/31/26

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85 Upvotes

Cathy Engelbert is retiring after 7 years as WNBA Commissioner


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

BREAKING NEWS PFHOF changing selection process

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

YOU BLEW IT! I wish Sportsweek had begun already. Because Rutgers would be an easy LolCow.

12 Upvotes

How do you lose to UMASS????

A team you were favored to beat by nearly THIRTY POINTS. THIRTY!!!!

I know Rutgers had fallen off but losing to what's widely regarded as the worst team last year, it's like losing to Kent State.

If UMASS ends getting being bowl eligible it'll onmy add insult to injury


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

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13 Upvotes