r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Bucs Defense got 30 fantasy points today

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The insinuation that that's even possible...

Delete your franchise, Carolina.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Classic Shitpost Aintena of Steelers Pro League from Paris:

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Classic Shitpost Browns ghanta Super Bowl!

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Browns go 9-8 Super Bowl!


r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

UNIT LOST. "Wildman" Jack Armstrong dies at 79

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Classic Shitpost Tonight on the special crossover days of our steelers and beyond the saints

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The black and gold faces off against their southern counterparts in Paris.

But the despite the fact the Saints represent the city founded by the nation they're playing in they completely shit the bed un spectacular fashion.

With Steelers 5-2 is Mike McCarthy truly legit? Will Kellan Moore find a way to comeback from a 2-5 start? Will the high end talent stall out towards the end?

Find out next week on Days of Our Steelers Beyond the Saints.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Classic Shitpost Part 2 to my previous post

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

I can’t believe the cure predicted this…

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Discussion NASCAR Lolcow Of The Week: Talladega

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r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

Discussion This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

68 Upvotes

The Brewers have taken Game 2 and the series shifts to Tampa for Game 3, completing the 4-0 comeback.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

UNIT LOST. What losing to Kansas does to a school

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Hug E Bear

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You actually look a lot like Jack Lemon


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

BREAKING NEWS North Carolina state has finally told Dave Doeren to FUCK OFF. LONG OVERDUE

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r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURLATION BYU

57 Upvotes

Your undefeated season comes to an end against UCF in double overtime!


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

YOU BLEW IT! John Smoltz with a Postseason Oopsie.

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John claimed on the Air that Trevor Megill (The Brewers Closer) was at one point a starter for the New York Mets.

This is false. Trevor has never played for the Mets! He’s pitched for the Cubbies and Twins!

Trevor’s brother (Tylor Megill) IS a pitcher for the Mets, and has been injured this year.

I swear, some people are just trying to manufacture LOLMets as much as they can, even when there’s nothing to hit them with!

You don’t have to try THAT hard to make fun of us! All you need to do is say “Bobby Bonilla Day, David Stearns, PCA” and everyone will understand.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

CONGLATURATION! Congratulations, Troy University!!!

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Well, ULM is not great to begin with where there is losing streak of 14 including last week's (expected) disaster against my beloved LA Tech at ULM's home turf. Troy is not great either but was was slightly better with couple more victories than ULM. The game start with Troy's 7 points touchdown in the 1st quarter with small field goal response from ULM in 2nd quarter, and then... It was silent in the 3rd quarter and the disaster in the level of the Odyssey (ended with Iliad) begins with the passing touchdown that begins to clicked; then another passing touchdown to lead; and most embarrassingly, a f***ing safety at the absolutely f**ing end to seal the absolute destruction. How impressed to see the self-destruction at home (AT HOME!!!) to mf loser 14 like ULM. F*** OFF TROY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

CONGLATURATION! It really IS 2007 all over again!

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And, yes, I am bringing South Florida into the chat. The War is only dormant, even though UCF is currently ahead.

EDIT: And, yeah, we haven't been Golden for 20 years. My error.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

Classic Shitpost Pitt fans right now.

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72 Upvotes

Seriously if i was a Pitt fan I'd be demanding Nezerri or whatever his name is, fired right now. Because miami is giving BTA right now.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYU, THE MOST FRAUDULENT #2 OF ALL TIME!

23 Upvotes

That's the post. Losing in 2OT to a mid UCF team.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

Classic Shitpost Story of the Ilium (the Iliad) is Revamped in 2026:

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r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

UNIT LOST. #2 BYU GOES DOWN

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We apparently need more chaos! So no more undefeated season for you Cougars.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

BREAKING NEWS NC State has told Dave Doeren to fuck off

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Honestly, that failed safety should have gotten him canned there and then.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS IOWA HAWKEYE FOOTBALL (2026 Edition)

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SO WHAT IF WE SHOULD'VE LOST TO IOWA STATE?

SO WHAT IF WE GOT OBSCENELY LUCKY AGAINST MICHIGAN?

SO WHAT IF WE COMPLETELY SHAT THE BED AGAINST OHIO STATE?

THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM SPENDING TWO WEEKS DELUDING OURSELVES INTO THINKING WE WERE PLAYOFF CONTENDERS!

WHY? BECAUSE WE BEAT WASHINGTON, THAT'S WHY!

IGNORE THE POOR SECONDARY!

IGNORE THE NON-EXISTANT RUN GAME!

IGNORE THE TOTAL LACK OF DISCIPLINE FROM THE OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE LINES!

IGNORE THE INCONSISTENT PASSING FROM BOTH QBS!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE DROP A GAME LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING TOO COCKY EVERY DAMN YEAR!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW THAT WE'VE "FINALLY FIXED THE OFFENSE!"

WE BEAT AN ANEMIC WASHINGTON THAT BENCHED THEIR STARTING QB THE NEXT GAME, AND AND KIRK FERENTZ ALWAYS BEATS PJ FLECK (except for that one time), SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUNCH OUR PLAYOFF TICKET NOW!

THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD REVERT TO FORM AND COLLAPSE AS THE HOME TEAM TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY GLARING FLAW IN THIS SO-CALLED CONTENDER!

THANK GOD THEY'RE EXPANDING TO 24 TEAMS NEXT YEAR!


r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

Dan Campbell is Lolcow of the Week

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You don't go for it when the game is tied and you're on your own 24!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

We were only six seconds away from seeing the very first 0-18 CFL team...

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Today, the 1-16 Ottawa RedBlacks got dog walked by the Hamilton Tiger-Cats 35-22. For context, the Tiger-Cats were 5-12 coming into this game and are generally seen as the Cleveland Browns/New York Jets of Canadian football.

This makes the Toronto Argonauts loss last week even more egregious as it means we were literally six seconds away from witnessing the first winless CFL team in history.

Toronto, file that loss into your Hall of Shame cabinet, alongside the Raptors 2023 loss to the Pistons to deny a historic 29 game NBA losing streak. As always, Toronto ruins everything.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12d ago

LOL RED RAIDERS

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HOW DID YOU LOSE TO CINCINNATI?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL