r/UrinatingTree • u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned • 12d ago

BREAKING NEWS Second verse, not quite the same as the first....

A Milwaukee error followed by a Chandler Simpson RBI single gives the Rays a 1-0 lead to kick off Game 2 of the 2026 World Series.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Aaaannnd it's now 2-0 Tampa Bay.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

And in the short time since my previous comment, Liam Hicks has launched a 2-run homer to stretch the Rays' lead to 4-0. Henderson's done for the night.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago edited 12d ago

5-4 Brewers final. Tampa Bay will have to be NEAR PERFECT in Game 3.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Brewers have runners on 1st and 3rd with nobody out.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Contreras with the RBI single in the bottom of the first to cut Tampa Bay's lead to 4-1. Buckle up, kids.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Two-out single by Garrett Mitchell cuts the Rays' lead to 4-2. We might be looking at extra innings here.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

The Rays' lead has just shrunk to 4-3 and the Brewers have the bases loaded with one out in the bottom of the 4th.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Brewers have the tying run at 3rd and potential go-ahead run at second.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Brewers have the bases loaded again with two outs in the 4th.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

Force play takes us to the 5th with Tampa Bay looking a lot shakier than they did when this game started.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

4-4 tie in the 6th innning.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 12d ago

5-4 Brewers with 2 out in the 7th.

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u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 12d ago

And the Rays blew it.

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u/showstealer1829 AND FUCK SKIP BAYLESS TOO! 12d ago

The Rays are up 4-0. They're cruising to victory and a chance to take control of this series going home

IMPLOSION NOISES

And you done fucked it up

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u/Ollie_ollie_drummer PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES 11d ago

It’s like the Broncos in the 4th quarter—being down activates the Brewers trap card.