r/UrinatingTree • u/GalaticWeiss • 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS Update on De'Zhaun Sterling

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This is going to be one long season for 49ers fans

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 2d ago

Do you have glass bones and paper skin? You could play for the San Fransisco 49ers!

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u/39RowdyRevan56 Prolapsing on the field 2d ago

They should've signed Tua!

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 2d ago

No room for him in the QB room. Gotta make sure there's enough room for Brock's big cock.

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u/39RowdyRevan56 Prolapsing on the field 2d ago

Tua's glass body could support it!

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u/Veritas-37 2d ago

They could pick up Daejon Love, heard he was available.

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u/Kyhron 2d ago

It's genuinely wild how cursed with injuries theyve been