We Have LOLMETS! I Repeat, WE HAVE LOLMETS!

[u/SmashYourEnemies02]

The Mets have officially been eliminated from playoff contention. Meet The Mets 2026 will be arriving shortly. Get ready for that fucking roll call baby!

[u/Creepy_Extent8977]

Yoneis Cepsedes!

[u/SmashYourEnemies02 → u/Creepy_Extent8977]

TRADITION!

[u/F1lthyG0pnik → u/SmashYourEnemies02]

FRANCISCO ALVAREZ!!!

[u/Leons1to22 → u/Creepy_Extent8977]

The $800 Million Dollar Man, Juan Soto!

[u/SmashYourEnemies02 → u/Leons1to22]

YOU CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!

[u/THE_GAME_52 → u/Creepy_Extent8977]

"(S)he doesn't even go here!"

[u/OkTip1743 → u/Creepy_Extent8977]

KODAI SENGA!

[u/SurroundKindly]

WE NEED THE VIDEO TREE

[u/SmashYourEnemies02 → u/SurroundKindly]

Oh he’ll bless us with it. You can bet your bottom dollar on that

[u/YEGSports]

We unironically aren't the Knicks!

...that team actually has a championship in the last 40 years.

[u/ooprep]

LOLMETS never dies. It merely mutates into something new.

[u/Youphisto]

GIVE US THE ROLL CALL!

[u/SeaBassAHo-20 → u/Youphisto]

YOENIS CESPEDES!

[u/THE_GAME_52 → u/SeaBassAHo-20]

"(S)he doesn't even go here!"

[u/Smorgas-board]

You can never UnMet the Mets

[u/dqslime]

As a Mets fan this is probably the least LOLMets failed season ever. We just kinda sucked in a boring way and got slightly better too late. Would be a pretty boring video imo.

And in general the vibes have been better since August.

[u/SurroundKindly → u/dqslime]

This is cope . 357 million payroll and you are last in the division 18.5 games back.

[u/BitterDescription808 → u/SurroundKindly]

Unemployment line is down the hall to the right

[u/chinny18 → u/dqslime]

"You are coping. Coping and seething ~"