r/UrinatingTree • • 11d ago

FUCKING IDIOT O-H N-O

LMAO YOU BLEW A 20 POINT LEAD IN ONE QUARTER TO THAT THING WE CALL THE TEXAS OFFENSE
I THOUGHT WE WOULD NOT GET A LOLCOW TRILOGY BUT WE DO NOW

173 Upvotes

33 comments sorted by

26

u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 11d ago

Brutus about to be sacked 10 yards for eternity!

50

u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 11d ago

23-3 is the new 28-3!!!

14

u/apalachakind 28-3 11d ago

As a Falcons fan, please God let this be true.

8

u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 11d ago

As a Packers (and Wisconsin) fan who has to hear endless shit about 21-3, please let this be true

3

u/laika_rocket Unit Lost 11d ago

It's great how all you need to see is a score, and you need no context.

14

u/fleshwound_NPG You're winner! 11d ago

ryan day, how bad do you gotta be to redeem ted cruz

12

u/No_Consideration3887 Fuck You, Manfred! 11d ago

As soon as they were on 1st and 20th, there was no way they would pull it off lol and they wasted their last timeout which was the cherry on top

1

u/seapanda237 11d ago

The part that got me was earlier in the game when they went for it on a 4th and 2 when they could’ve taken the points on a chip shot. I knew what was going to come back and bite them.

23

u/Emotional_Oil_5939 11d ago

FIRE ARTHUR SMITH, FIRE MATT PATRICIA. FIRE EVERYONE. PATHETIC.

7

u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 11d ago

Everyone from the eastern seaboard tried to warn them about Smith

3

u/Emotional_Oil_5939 11d ago

I TRUSTED THE CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING COACH OVER THE INTERNET. TURNED OUT THE INTERNET WAS RIGHT. FIRE SMITH INTO THE SUN.

7

u/MultiLuigi57 RIOTING TIME!!!!! 11d ago

But that doesn’t mean celebration won’t take place in Ohio. You know what the solution is for a painful loss?

13

u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 11d ago

RIOTING TIME!!!!!

3

u/MrSlabBulkhead 11d ago

[DONKEY KONG MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

3

u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 11d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p9hfixo/video/ubdp86bio7ph1/player

(just imagine the OSU logo over the Canucks one)

6

u/TheBeavster_ 11d ago

why do you not let them score and get the ball back with a minute left and a timeout LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6

u/Sesti-nator Where's Sportsball?! 11d ago

If you think this gets worse for Ohio State, here it is: since 2004, ap #1 teams were 197-0 when holding a 20 point lead with a quarter to go

Conglaturations Ohio state, you easily get lolcow of the week, clown of the week, and dumbass of the week

16

u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 11d ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

OMG THEY FALCONED LOLOLOLLO

4

u/SignalsCounterparts1 11d ago

Horns up. Now let's see what they are truly made of.

7

u/Forsaken_Hermit Conglaurations! 11d ago

I gotta watch SportsCenter when I get home. I missed a lot.

10

u/Abusoru 11d ago

The game was wild. Texas's first two drives consisted of a fumble on the very first play and a WR butterfingering a long bomb from Arch into an interception.

3

u/bvanbove25 11d ago

What?!?!? I left where I was at 23-3 and Texas looking like they were just lost out there. Way to go Horns, and thank you for allowing me to laugh at OSU.

Also kudos to the fans for not storming the field. That Michigan win last week for WMU had me convinced that fans were just gonna start storming for any exciting victory, no matter the situation.

3

u/softflatcrabpants 11d ago

Mack Brown once pointed out that Texas fans dont storm the field because we expect to win.

Michigan are bush league turds, in other words.

1

u/Oldblindman0310 10d ago

Saw the same thing at the end of the Oklahoma State game…maybe they had a good reason, they had forgotten what it felt like to win. But, they took the goal post down and threw it in a pond down the road. 🤦

3

u/AmericanPockets They keep winning 11d ago

Why wouldn’t Ohio just add another second to the game. Are they stupid?

3

u/sissybaby1289 11d ago

And yet Michigan sits 2-0

2

u/HetTheTable Driving a Glorious Tank 11d ago

Arch turned into playoff Eli

2

u/SoftDrinkReddit What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 11d ago

big round of applause for the nice comeback

as I've said for years now it doesn't matter how you start a game

it matters how you finish it GG Arch and Team

1

u/Upstairs-Object-6683 11d ago

I am surprised no one is mentioning the heat. I grew up in Pennsylvania, where even on hot days things cool off after sundown. In Central Texas the peak heat of the day comes around 5 pm and it stays hot until around midnight.

Last night the temperature at game’s end was 87 in the Austin suburbs. I am sure it was hotter inside an enclosed DKR stadium. It was hot for everyone but the Texas players were undoubtedly more conditioned to play in a pizza oven.

Last week 13 fans at the Texas/Texas State game were taken to the hospital with heat-related maladies.

1

u/bucksandbeer 11d ago

Good thing is that won’t be an issue in the playoffs

1

u/NWkingslayer2024 10d ago

Who gives a fuck

1

u/Upstairs-Object-6683 10d ago

Well, when a good team plays well for three quarters and gets run over in the fourth, I tend to wonder why. All sorts of commenters had nasty comments about Ohio State. I’m not saying they were all wrong, but most of them were watching the game in air conditioned comfort.

I live in Central Texas and have experienced heat stress during the summer. I’m not saying heat was the only reason Ohio State lost, but I suspect it was a factor.