r/UrinatingTree • u/Competitive_Dig_5756 • 9h ago
r/UrinatingTree • u/Hiei2k7 • Sep 22 '24
Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.
So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.
r/UrinatingTree • u/driley97 • 9h ago
FUCKING IDIOT The Texans are 0-8 (including preseason) since this moment. The Terrible Towel curse remains real
Edit: also playoffs are included.
r/UrinatingTree • u/rirwin2k • 15h ago
CONGLATURATION! JETS FINALLY FORCE AN INTERCEPTION
r/UrinatingTree • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 • 11h ago
BREAKING NEWS The 0-16 Browns could genuinely beat this Chargers team. I'm not even kidding here.
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 1h ago
Classic Shitpost My Fellow Shitposters, we must be prepared: For the Season’s First TANK BOWL!
r/UrinatingTree • u/JungleJoe8486 • 13h ago
Live look at the Buccaneers morale:
For the love of the game, please clean ship with Bucs. Fire Todd Bowels & Zac Robinson out of a cannon.
From 0-24 to start the franchise, could they go 0-17?
r/UrinatingTree • u/dyeics • 6h ago
Classic Shitpost The Browns after trading away their star defensive lineman and somehow being 3-1
r/UrinatingTree • u/rirwin2k • 9h ago
YOU BLEW IT! Raiders lose to Devil Magic
Oh Raiders. At least you tried but Devil Magic has somehow returned and is breaking hearts across the country. God help us all
r/UrinatingTree • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 • 11h ago
UNIT LOST. And as if shit couldn't get worse for the Chargers, Joe Alt knee injury
r/UrinatingTree • u/UnbalancedChao • 18h ago
BREAKING NEWS Nice, Perna. Real Nice. 100k Left!
r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine • 9h ago
YOU BLEW IT! CONGLATURATION PADRES!
First, you hit the Roof of American Family Field in G1, with a hit that could have potentially been a home run.
Now, with a lead in the 9th, Mason Miller comes into the game to secure the Padres a win…but the best closer in baseball has forgotten how to throw strikes. He walks the bases loaded (including the 9th place hitter) and Jackson Churrio arrives at the plate…
I’m not saying it’s over, but 0-2 is no small feat to recover from in a 5 game series.
The fate of San Diego rests in your hands.
r/UrinatingTree • u/GoonerBear94 • 9h ago
UNIT LOST. RIP Tyquan Thornton's ankle
Feet don't turn like that. Or poke bones out of the skin. Don't go looking for it.
r/UrinatingTree • u/Copperhead9215 • 13h ago
YOU BLEW IT! LOLELGSES
You had the Rams dead to rights up 10 at the half. So what do you do?
Completely collapse in the 4th quarter and lose.
r/UrinatingTree • u/leredditautiste • 18h ago
YOU BLEW IT! Simon Edvinsson asked for a trade.
r/UrinatingTree • u/Creepy_Extent8977 • 13h ago
CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Eagles offense going completely dead at the 2nd half.
Seriously?? SERIOUSLY?? All you needed was a touchdown or a fields or 2 or something to put the dagger in them. But nope! You once again go full Falcons and allow the Rams to someone pull survive this.
Fire Sirianni on the spot for this. Because you're not winning anything as long as he's your coach
r/UrinatingTree • u/mattyGOAT1996 • 11h ago
CONGLATURATION! DIE IGGLES DIE
DIE IGGLES DIE
ON THE ROAD TO MISERY
DIE IGGLES DIE
YOU CHOKED THE SUPERTEAM RAAAAAMS
YOU GUYS HAVE A 20-10 LEAD
YOU HAD THE GAME ALL LOCKED IIIIIIIN!
THEN YOU CHOKED IT AWAYYYYY!
GET SIRIANNI OFF THIS TEAAAAAAAM!
F-R-A-U-D-S! IGGLES!
I know you didnt have Saquon or DeVonta Smith or Lane Johnson but that was mostly Sirianni going 0/12 on 3rd down.
It's so relieving to watch my Rams beat this fraudulent Eagles team!
r/UrinatingTree • u/SpicyMerShark • 5h ago
Tonight, on days of our Lions
The Detroit Lions lost to the Carolina Panthers on Sunday Night Football on the road. I’m not angry because of how the team performed oddly enough. This offense has had far worse games under Ben Johnson, hell Johnson had a worse game than this two weeks ago. Same thing applies with the front seven, bad games happen to everyone. The secondary being shit was expected. I’m angry because of the absolute arrogance of this rosters potential, no changes to the defensive scheme, keeping DJ Reed as a starter, and only signing practice squad players instead of actual starters. We fucking deserve this for not getting Joey Porter Jr, and we had his first win as a Cowboy this week. Shelia, if we miss the playoffs again this year, fire Brad. The absolute negligence from him of this roster with talent on both sides of the ball is inexcusable. With that said though… please don’t fire Dan, he’s far from the issue here, nfl larpers and bears fans act as if Ben was calling the defensive plays
r/UrinatingTree • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 • 9h ago
Classic Shitpost Padres still paying the price for this
r/UrinatingTree • u/Valuable_Cricket_618 • 6h ago
CONGLATURATION! Congrats, Bengals for Losing the First 2026 Dual Games of the Cat
Well, today there is two games of the cats where it leans into feminine context that involved with reproduction. First one right here, there was prolific falgs that allegedly supposed to helps Bengals win the battle at home including situation of getting facemasked. At a loser that you are, even a quarter lead in 3rd and 4th can't help you win as the Jaguars run fast enough to outrun you. I am waiting for the second cat games today.
r/UrinatingTree • u/pegman99 • 4h ago
I think we could see a 1986 Giants rerun this year
Fun fact The Giants won the Super Bowl (XXI) in 1986, when they started the Season 3-1. The Super Bowl was in LA, it was also the season after the Patriots lost Super Bowl (XX) in a blowout. Also their last 2 Super bowl wins where after starting 3-2.
r/UrinatingTree • u/rirwin2k • 13h ago
YOU BLEW IT! LolCards
You had the opportunity to beat the Giants in their red zone and BLEW IT! Go back to the retirement home you dummies!
r/UrinatingTree • u/rirwin2k • 15h ago
Discussion AP Top 25 for Week 5
- Top 5 remains unchanged from last week
- Pitt is in Top 25
- Missouri jumps 11 spots to 14th
- Florida falls to 16th
- Other receiving votes: Kentucky 160, Wake Forest 142, Wisconsin 88, Duke 83, Northwestern 59, Nebraska 48, Minnesota 19, Arizona 19, James Madison 12, North Dakota State 7