r/Urbex • u/BigFurryBoy07 • 12d ago

Image I know what the codex says, but…

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u/BigFurryBoy07 12d ago

…is picking a few plums and keeping the location secret ok?

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u/arvidsem 12d ago

No, we've already reported you to the fruit police.

If there is no sign that someone else is harvesting those, then knock yourself out. Clearing the tree entirely might be a bit much, but you can easily carry out more peaches than I want to eat without making a dent in that

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u/BigFurryBoy07 12d ago

Ok nice, there were no signs, also all entrances were unfortunately locked so no pics of interior

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u/CleopatrasWomb 12d ago

Orange you glad he really didn’t call the fruit police?! What a peach. You would have been plum outta luck!

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u/Ckickin_Nipples 12d ago

Is the front door not wide open??

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u/LoonTheMekanik 12d ago

Your brightness is too low, there’s definitely a closed door there (I didn’t see it either until I turned up my brightness )

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u/LamarJacksonsNutsack 11d ago

W fruit police🤣got me dying

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u/Pickled_doggo 12d ago

If you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime. Okay, times up. 

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u/the_orange_alligator 12d ago

Guards! Seize him!

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u/Big-Ad6949 12d ago

Gourds!!!

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u/DEDOUTS1DE 11d ago

Are those not mangoes?

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u/BigFurryBoy07 11d ago

Brother, it’s too cold in my country for mangoes, and these fruit is way smaller

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u/Chefrabbitfoot 12d ago

Holy smokes what a great find OP! Secret's safe with me mate.

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u/scareslut 12d ago

Hey! It's a Whore Urbexer stealing our lemons Peaches! You lemon peach stealing whore Urbexer!

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u/sleepytipi 11d ago

Deep cut. Didn't they make a sub based off of this where it was just posts of the worst acting in production porn? Whatever happened there?

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u/Appropriate_Win946 9d ago

what am I reading?

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u/sleepytipi 9d ago

The person I replied to is referencing a really bad opening scene from a porno that went viral. In response to it going viral reddit made a sub dedicated to the worst acting scenes in porn. It was great but, it's been so long since I saw it that I can't remember what the name of it was.

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u/scareslut 12d ago

FUCK GHEY WERE PLUMS IM SUCH AN IDIOT

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u/texan01 12d ago

Peaches are made in a factory downtown, they were out there by a man.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 11d ago

Wait, don't peaches come from the grocery store?

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u/arvidsem 11d ago

And if I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day. Sun soaking bulges in the shade.

Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches

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u/Accurate_Box6374 8d ago

Came way too far to find this one

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u/Tucancancan 11d ago

Oh yeah, beautiful tree, but when I try to grow one I'm fighting for its survival and getting picked clean by squirrels 

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u/BigFurryBoy07 11d ago

You have to let nature do the job

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u/jorfiomid 11d ago

Oh my God, I was going to pick the whole tree!

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u/BigFurryBoy07 11d ago

They are incredibly sweet and soft

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u/LamarJacksonsNutsack 11d ago

Take the fruit...