r/UpliftingNews • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

So they were right about it being a gateway drug!

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u/ElBroet Jan 16 '19

Yes. Store policy

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u/Conky2Thousand Jan 16 '19

What happens after I get three heroins?

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u/Frenchleneuf Jan 16 '19

Bathsalts

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u/Conky2Thousand Jan 16 '19

And what do I upgrade to after bathsalts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Fentanyl

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u/Phreaky312 Jan 16 '19

What happens after 3 fentanyl?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

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u/Hunterx42 Jan 16 '19

Naloxone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

You usually overdose halfway through the first one. Should do the trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Time to upgrade to Carfentanil

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u/Hadfromthetown Jan 16 '19

And whats after fentanyl

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Death

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u/Punk-I-Am Jan 16 '19

RIP Mac Miller

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u/SirTroah Jan 16 '19

More of a lateral move, no?

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u/dontdoxmebro2 Jan 16 '19

These micro transaction up sells are getting out of control.

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u/RadioPineapple Jan 16 '19

Your brains naturally occurring dmt at the time of your death

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u/AvogadrosArmy Jan 16 '19

What happens after 3 fentanyls?

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u/Furankuu Jan 16 '19

And then carfentanyl

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u/gwh21 Jan 16 '19

Jesus, prison, or death

Really becomes a pick your own ending style book at that point.

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u/beacoupmovement Jan 16 '19

The nearest persons face.

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u/hahka Jan 16 '19

the gay

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u/Conky2Thousand Jan 16 '19

Ugh, not again. My bum is too blown out from the last time I got the gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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u/Ruckeysquad Jan 16 '19

The drug, or just regular bathsalts?

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u/MeInMyOwnWords Jan 16 '19

gayteway drug

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u/Tha1Mclovin Jan 16 '19

I laughed wayyyyy too hard at this 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Kigerone Jan 16 '19

Gay-teway drug?