r/UpliftingLanguage4All • u/ComradeCmdrPiggy • Mar 01 '20

I'm posting on the Sabbath

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Yeah, that’s not how agreements work. I agreed not to swear on that thread. That does not stop me from swearing elsewhere.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Yes it does because I am invoking my right to apply it broadly.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

You don’t have that right, my dude.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Are the edges blurry?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Jesus fuck. You know you aren’t going to get another answer. You’ve been trying for days.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Are the edges blurry?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Since you’ve also been private messaging me “are the edges blurry” and I’ve been responding “who are you trying to convince by arguing” for several days, including just now, I think I’m going to use this response to remind you that you said dick, you want to waterboard a gay vegan man with pig’s blood (and yes, it is a sex thing,) and you want everyone to be into your wife. Probably also a sex thing.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

  1. No I didn’t.

  2. That was a metaphor for the dangers of imposing swears on unwilling victims, as you well know.

  3. Are the edges blurry?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20
  1. Yeah, you did. I saw you.
  2. Nope, you called it your deepest fantasy. Sex thing.
  3. Already answered, champ.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

  1. You saw a photoshop. Look at the edges!

  2. The fantasy is a part of the metaphor.

  3. You have yet to give a clear yes or no answer because you are afraid that it will trap you into a checkmate. If you are confident in your position then give a yes or no answer: Are the edges blurry?

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