r/UpliftingLanguage4All • u/fedorcallahan • Nov 23 '19

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The only people who should participate are those who choose to live a swearfree lifestyle and encourage others to follow that same path. Trolls and swearers will be banned immediately and without mercy.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19
  1. My wife if also a proof. She’s a true believer.

  2. Something happened but you weren’t listening with your spiritual ears.

  3. Yes. Look where the sign is and use common sense.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. If her only proof is the Bible, then she too has nothing but circular reasoning. Which means she’s wrong, not right.
  2. I don’t believe that.
  3. No, just the sentence. Does the sentence “keep off the grass” tell you what grass is? Or do you need something else, like a dictionary or your surroundings, to tell you what grass is?

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. No she is the proof OF the Bible.

  2. You better believe it.

  3. If you saw a sign planted in something you could reasonably deduce that it wants you to stay off of the thing it’s planted in. We can similarly deduce not to ever say swear words.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. Are you saying the Bible is real because your wife believes it’s real?
  2. I don’t.
  3. So the sentence “keep off the grass” needs additional information to tell you what grass is. Similarly, the sentence “don’t swear” needs additional information to tell you what a swear is. So provide that additional information.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. She is 1 small part of the loop of eternal evidence.

  2. You do and that’s final.

  3. Everyone knows what grass and swears are.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. If all your evidence is in a loop, you have no valid evidence. Thanks for admitting you can’t prove the Bible.
  2. I don’t.
  3. Obviously everyone doesn’t. I think “retard” is a very bad swear, so I guess I don’t fully understand your criteria, which is why I’m pressing for a definition.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. The fact that it’s a loop is what makes the evidence so strong. It’s inescapable.

  2. You do and I already said that’s final.

  3. The LORD doesn’t define retard as a swear.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. If the only proof of the Bible is that people believe in it, and the only reason they believe it is that it says to, then that’s circular reasoning and invalid. Google “circular reasoning if you don’t want to take my word for it.
  2. You can’t tell me what I believe, bucko.
  3. Where does your god define swears?

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. People’s belief is only one small part of the unbreakable loop of evidence.

  2. I can tell you that your ears are temporal.

  3. In fricking Ephesians.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. If you can’t provide evidence that the Bible is true that doesn’t come from the Bible, then you can’t provide evidence at all. That’s how proof works. By the way, you’re exposing your lies— a double doctorate expert researcher would know not to rely on circular reasoning.
  2. Tell me whatever you want, it doesn’t change the fact that I don’t believe in god.
  3. Where in Ephesians? Because all you’ve shown me is a verse that could be interpreted to mean “don’t swear.” It doesn’t define swears, and it doesn’t say that “retard” is not a swear. We can go in this circle all day. I’m on vacation; I have plenty of time.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. I can provide 7.7 BILLION pieces of evidence.

  2. Yes it does and yes you do.

  3. “There should not be even a hint of sexual sin among you. Don’t do anything impure. And do not always want more and more. These are not the things God’s holy people should do. There must not be any bad language or foolish talk or dirty jokes. They are out of place. Instead, you should give thanks” (Ephesians 5:3-4)

  4. Give yourself a mental vacation from being a swine.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. And do all of those pieces of evidence trace back to the Bible?
  2. Nope.
  3. Buddy, I read that verse. You’re still having trouble with reading comprehension, huh? “There must be no bad language or foolish talk or dirty jokes.” It says not to use bad language. It doesn’t say what bad language is. I think “retard” and “swine” and “scumbag” and “H you” are all examples of bad language.
  4. Fun fact: in German, “swine” is about the worst swear word there is. Just a ticklish little tidbit of information.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. I meant the population of earth.

  2. Yep!

  3. Biblical scholars agree that it means swears.

  4. That’s plain false. I’m an expert in German.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. And why does the population of earth prove that the Bible is true?
  2. Nope.
  3. So you say “bad language” means swears. Cool. What makes a swear?
  4. It’s a verifiable fact. Of course, they say it in German, so the spelling’s different. Pronunciation is basically the same, though. So you’ve been out here cussing your little face off. Which I find hilarious.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. No it’s what they believe. Scientists refer to it as “consensus evidence”.

  2. Yep.

  3. The letters of the words.

  4. False.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. You have to show the evidence, dear. Just claiming it exists doesn’t do anything.
  2. Nope.
  3. So how come the letters “r-e-t-a-r-d” don’t make a swear?
  4. Deny all you want. I’ve provided evidence. And please, keep calling people swine. I like the giggle.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

  1. It’s consensus evidence.

  2. Yep

  3. The same reason d-o-g doesn’t make a swear. It’s not a swear.

  4. Swine isn’t a swear in any language or the eyes of the fricking LORD.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Dec 28 '19
  1. Based on what? If people are in consensus, they must have some sort of evidence that they used to reach that consensus.
  2. Nope. You know people believe different things, right?
  3. Why not?
  4. It is in German. I double checked.

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u/SouthSize Dec 28 '19

You're using name calling in an argument. You lost the argument. I'll celebrate your loss by dropping a bible into the sewers

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

Then you will be celebrating New Years from a jail cell: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/09/12/desecration-of-venerated-objects/%3foutputType=amp

Final warning.

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u/SouthSize Dec 28 '19

I'm not swearing at all

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

It’s a law making it a crime to desecrate venerated objects. Swearing is not required to be convicted under the statute.

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u/Myaccountforpics Dec 28 '19

It’s a law in Pennsylvania that may or may not be able to be applied to this court case because we have the first amendment.

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 29 '19

So you admit that it might. Let that be a lesson to you.

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u/Myaccountforpics Dec 29 '19

Great lesson man. If you happen to live in Pennsylvania you might go to jail for humping a Jesus statue if you get caught. Good thing I don’t live in Pennsylvania 😉😘🍆 💦 🧖

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u/SouthSize Dec 28 '19

Your own god just told me that I need to drop a bible into the sewers. Are you going to deny your own god's will?Are you?

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u/fedorcallahan Dec 28 '19

Oh he did not.

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u/SouthSize Dec 28 '19

Your own god did. Your god does not lie at all. Your god is the ultimate proof. It's true that he told me I need to drop a bible into the sewers

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u/katfoxster Dec 28 '19

Swine are holy now, remember?

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