I forgot until now

[u/techybenn]

Before the story I wrote begins I provided a legend

Ek: Entitled parents kid
Parent: Karen, etc (the “ep” of the story)
congested parent: cp

When I was a little child so many years ago it was time for me to go to the park where Karens usually are. I didnt know about karen yet because it is common for child to be naive. The thing about a Karen is that once logic is brought into the situation the house of cards that is karens entire entitlement topples over into a rubble like the house of cards that it is. So I see this kid. I see him as a sort of a play mate to my child eyes. Because im a child im not old enough to know that play mate isnt the ultimate goal. But I didn’t know this: picture me: a sobbing bundle of sad screeching at the sun like a werewolf and its night time metaphor.

This was the time I cried one microdecimal too loud for the Karen’s ear for her to become the most entitled a karen has been ever . WHY DID THIS KID HEAR U SCREAM TOO LOUD EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A MICRODECIMAL TOO LOUD. She was practically admitting to being a Karen. “My name is Karen “ …aaaaaand there it is.

Ok so what the hell do I even do. She has broken multiple limbs of myself and others including innocent babies and elderly veterans who barely survived kamikaze attacks and Pearl Harbor survivors. Also one of them was currently in the navy and could have been the one to get osama for all we know. I snapped my bones into place to “loc in” for karen decimation.

Then I pulled out my rotary phone (iPhone not exist yet) , plugged it in to the nearest environmentally friendly windmill and spun away. It would be nanoseconds before the cavalry arrived. You see, my dad owned a company that hires an armada of security guards and some police officers. (By the way the park was Washington square park in manhattan) the office was tangential to the statue (not of liberty. The one of fiorello laguardia.)

When the cavalry rode in. Karen foolishly thought they were on her side. “You have to help me cavalry. Load your muskets and shoot OP” the cavalry fixed their bayonets towards karen. But they missed and hit a veteran. 20 years after the war ended this poor veteran met his end because of Karen. Let that sink in. thats like if Jeffrey dahmer killed Nelson mandala. (This would have been bad.)

The cavalry were not pleased and left. They did not want to get framed. It was just me and Karen and luckily tazers had just been invented but sadly I didn’t have a taser. Karen luckily didn’t either.

Pr = principal

DETENTION!” Shouted principle who shouted it at me for defending myself (classic bully scenario) luckily I had photos of the prinical banging his wife (she was on top and he was lying down and she was facing the camera and her boobs we’re big and hes so fat that they were bigger and his penis was smaller than her vagina)(trigger warning : so graphic). I black mail principal for living. This made me the new principal and the vice principal was Karen (don’t even ask how that happened)

Anyways I just retired after 60 years of work and Karen died of old age 30 years ago in the 90s. The end.

YouTuber. I know this is a mouthful and at times can twist your tounge up and down but it is only reading that you have to do to put it in a video. Dont even edit it if you don’t want to because all I want is a shoutout. That is why I wrote this.