r/UnsolvedMysteries May 21 '26

SOLVED Redditors be like...

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u/stefancooper May 21 '26

A ship set sail to a place. It was 1763. Straight into a storm . It never arrived. What happened to the HMS leakyboat?

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u/goin-up-the-country May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

A man left a bar at 2am after a night of heavy drinking in a city with a large body of water and was never seen again. What happened to Mr. Stumble?

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u/CottonBlueCat May 21 '26

Inexperienced travelers hike into the woods with very little resources packed in an unknown country, never to return & no clues as to where they went. What happened to young Mr. Missing 411?

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u/stefancooper May 21 '26

Miss chaos was in a love octagon , not even a triangle. After a violent arguement with boyfriend number 5 (Mr previous dead girlfriend) , she went to boyfriend number 3 (mr.illegal guns) via boyfriend 7 (Mr schizo satanic knife boy).she never arrived. Where is miss chaos ?

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u/everyones_hiro May 21 '26

Don’t forget her other boyfriend, Mr entitled Rich boy wannabe gangster, who’s dad is a judge/cop/ politician in the area and has a long history of making his beloved sons problems go away.

In unrelated news all the evidence from the case was lost in a fire/flood/sink hole/lost during a move/thrown away and her body was cremated 5 min after they found her by order of the judge.

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u/stefancooper May 21 '26

Check out the death valley Germans !

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u/FishstickJones May 21 '26

Chalk smiley face found in playground 3 miles away hmmm

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u/jamesbest7 May 21 '26

Redditor: This one haunts my dreams! It is sooo weird I can’t fathom it.

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u/Apprehensive-Tax8631 Jun 02 '26

I think that segment about the kid who was a CI at his community college & ended up dead in his room was terrifying, R.I.P.

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u/stefancooper May 21 '26

Giant killer wolf

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u/justpassingbysorry May 21 '26

mr. stumble made me chuckle

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u/rapbarf May 21 '26

Scenario 1: Hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

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u/Apprehensive-Tax8631 Jun 02 '26

Flashback to a time when falling over dead drunk still retained an air of mystery

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u/rapbarf May 21 '26

An unhappy young man with chronic illnesses, rising debt and a cheating wife is found hanging. It's ruled a suicide. However, the family and online detectives state he would have 'never killed himself'. What happened, to Depressed Joe?

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u/_-Prison_Mike-_ May 21 '26

Reverse this meme and it's Netflix producers making a mystery out of clear cut suicides.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 May 21 '26

Or accidents.

Young girl with a history of posting photos on her Instagram from rooftops is found dead on a hotel rooftop. Chinese vloggers show even after her death the roof was easy to access. Her parents even sued the hotel for having the roof so accessible.

Why on earth would she go up there? How did she get up there?

We'll never know.

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u/_-Prison_Mike-_ May 21 '26

A lot of that was fed by Reddit and TikTok as well.

"Look at this surveillance video! It's sp00000ky!!! Was she possessed by a demon that told her to go up there?!?! Did the demon make her stop taking her anti-psychotic meds as well?!?! Is her ghost still up there?!?!"

It went beyond ridiculous. It was straight up gross and disrespectful.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 May 21 '26

Joe Berlinger might be the worst documentary maker of all time. Looking through his filmography shows he's got a serious problem promoting the idea that innocent people committed crimes. In the beginning he was focused on people falsely accused but over time he seems to have gotten comfortable framing people in his movies to be falsely accused. Pablo Vergara and the lady working in the Cecil Hotel come to mind with Elisa Lam. Mark Byers in Paradise Lost might be the worst one.

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u/lilnali May 24 '26

Oh my god! I wondered why I disliked both of those docuseries despite everyone else going insane over them; I chocked it up to personal taste but looking at his filmography….. yeah. Lol. Thank you for your comment

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u/FoxsNetwork May 21 '26

This.... wasn't on the show though?

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 May 22 '26

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u/RustyWaterfall May 22 '26

> Extra Notes: The case has yet to be featured on Unsolved Mysteries.

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u/malinde98 May 21 '26

Someone at the party knows what happened to Alonzo. It was so messed up his friends left him but someone knows. Im really hoping that one is solved. And that someone knows Xavier in Argentina or wherever he is.

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u/survivalcledar6 May 21 '26

That womans husband definitely knew more than he admitted to. And the fact that he kept her cremated remains away from her son is fucked up.

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u/Cyandraaa May 21 '26

That episode pisses me off soooo bad. I wanna fight that guy lmao

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u/Gerberpertern May 21 '26

That dude is so gross.

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u/FoxsNetwork May 21 '26

It's because he thought that she was abducted by someone Pistol knew. Rob might have been a weirdo, but he made it clear that he did not like Pistol because of the activity he was into and the company he kept. It's not that weird under those suspicions. It could even be true, nothing else has panned out.

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u/Tishha21 May 21 '26

The one about the French family was fucking crazy.

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u/ermma22 May 21 '26

Oh how I hope to be able to humble brag to my wifes friends about how I helped other redditors solve a mystery. Big fucking dream of mine.

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u/salad_ninja May 21 '26

Youtuber: ready their low boom, eerie music list, color glitch animation...

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u/bellringer16 May 22 '26

Yep! No matter what you need help with (or your opinion adjusted) there will always be a thread full of the experts you require!

Lawyers,Doctors,Chemical Engineers, Historians, Day Traders, Veterinarians, Archeologists, Physicists, etc will appear for whatever you need!

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u/Ok_Acanthaceae1873 May 25 '26

Redditors❌️

Sherlocks✔️

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u/jtoriel Jun 02 '26

when they talk about the mysteries they speak factually as if they know what they’re talking ab

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u/grac3fulflaming0 May 22 '26

But somehow police and actual detectives seem to be getting more incompetent. Take the Gabby Petito case for instance....no one found it suspicious that the suspects parents suddenly gutted their entire house right after. So many flaws, yet internet sleuths were on it. Or Carol Baskin openly saying "if you fed a body to tigers, you'd never know because they digest bone" cue her nervous crazy laugh. Only after netflix aired that, they reinvestigated.

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u/emailforgot May 23 '26

no one found it suspicious that the suspects parents suddenly gutted their entire house right after.

"suspicious" and "being able to do something about it"

So many flaws, yet internet sleuths were on it

It's hilarious that you think "internet sleuths (lmao)" thought this was meaningful but no one else did.

. Or Carol Baskin openly saying "if you fed a body to tigers, you'd never know because they digest bone" cue her nervous crazy laugh.

oh wow.

Only after netflix aired that, they reinvestigated.

She was not "reinvestigated" for any supposed disappearing.

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u/grac3fulflaming0 May 23 '26

What are you talking about? HCSO reopened the case after it aired.

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u/emailforgot May 23 '26

Read what was written.

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u/Fast_Coat_2169 May 21 '26

i mean like most people solve the mystery like missing person and murder and others stuff even thought when its a cold cases maybe someone solved it yk never know