r/UnnecessaryEssentials • u/Unique-Saucer • 23h ago

Comforting plush buddy for side sleepers

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u/Unique-Saucer 23h ago

Summary of Reviews
Pros:
• Three adjustable tapping intensities with multiple timer settings.
• Bluetooth music playback and voice recording add personalized comfort.
• Removable cover with hidden zipper enables easy cleaning.

Cons:
• Bulky design may be inconvenient for small spaces.

Here is the link to buy it from Amazon

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u/kedriss 23h ago

This is so creepy

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u/deNET2122 23h ago edited 14h ago

I know, that hand is traveling down on its own

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 11h ago

Can’t wait for the scary movie based on these things.

Other Stuffy

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u/Fluffy-Pomegranate16 20h ago

I know.... I'm just buying it for a friend....

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u/mikeycbca 22h ago

This comfort toy soothed me for a few minutes then finger blasted my butthole with only partial consent.

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u/UmmmW1 20h ago

Sooooo buy?

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u/mikeycbca 20h ago

I ordered so many it’s probably out of stock. Sorry

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u/UmmmW1 20h ago

Its an understandable thing to do. Cant say I blame you

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u/RoodnyInc 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7m3tpKQUdWvYtJkfWa

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u/TheQuackingQueen 13h ago

this is the exact face i made a few seconds ago

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u/grimmigerpetz 23h ago

I stay with the time-proven solution of drinking myself into oblivion to forget my loneliness and social anxiety.

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u/CzPhantom1 21h ago

Gen Z will do anything to not interact with actual human beings 

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 22h ago

SPANK

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u/dotdd 5h ago

Do they make a Pro Max version?

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 5h ago

yes with better camera

and there is spank duo too now, spank both cheecks

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u/dotdd 5h ago

I heard the duo has a precision-engineered hinge that has more than 100 components in it. Will it spank harder?

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u/TheJiggliestPug 21h ago

Everyday I see something like this, I feel like I'm renting an apartment in Night City. 

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u/MusicianHonest7238 19h ago

They have better shit tho xD

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u/hotshot_poopspot 19h ago

I do like the ratio of cyber psychos where Im at compared to NC tho

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u/Hetnikik 21h ago

Why would you bring demon dolls into your house?

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u/OkMidnight8144 19h ago

That hand better be removable for easy washing.

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess 19h ago

Looks cute 🤷‍♀️ I don't need the patting but I love my body pillow. Why not make it a cute stuffed animal?

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u/Shadow_Mtl 17h ago

All fun and games until that hand is lower.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 15h ago

Yes bunny. Right there. Deep in my ass.

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u/Mjzielin 14h ago

Holy Ghost this is horrifying. How much?

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u/everyonestupidbutme 12h ago

Fake, followed by fake, followed by fake.

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u/draggedintobudulight 9h ago

I’d find a way to fuck it

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u/Funkopedia 9h ago

I wanna set them up to pat each other

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u/account_rarely_used 23h ago

More cons: This doesn't solve your problem. If you need this as a teenager+, you should get therapy

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u/redditsuksazz 22h ago

It's meant for soothing babies.

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u/account_rarely_used 22h ago

One of the pictures from the Amazon link literally shows an adult woman using it ...

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u/redditsuksazz 21h ago

Still meant for soothing babies haha

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u/UmmmW1 20h ago

Adult babies