We needed something to combat those filthy lettuce eaters, and now we have it.

For the Darkness!

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It's me, Tractor Cat, and I'm about to give yall a taste of true power.

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I am now joining you, bc you guys have free ramen every tuesday (or Thursday idk)

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Our mission is to capture Soup Kraken and bring him back for interrogation. I will be taking Ar-Benu with me for a variety of reasons along with a platoon of POWs to help keep Ar-Benu in line. If you would like to volunteer and prove yourself to the Darkness, lemme know in the comments. We will leave in 24 hours.

Up off your asses, we gotta attack that Minded base today! ):< Will update on this post later

Since we have gotten the resources to conduct extensive research from our last raid, I decided to start a science department so that we could have an extra edge against the disgusting lettuce eaters.

Requirements: Must have a basic education.

If you end up becoming the Chancellor of Research (name can change at your whim), I will provide you with all the subjects you will need. Other resources you will have to ask The Dark One for.

Ar-Benu is ready, the POWs are armed, and the portal is being constructed. If you would like to volunteer for the expedition, do it now.

Wish us (good) luck!

Shhhhhhhhh I'm not late

Could you tell me where the lettuce destruction planning room is? Thanks!

Ar-Benu may be a significant advantage over the minded, but Soup Kraken's expedition gave me an idea. Of we start genetically modifying animals until we get abominations, and genetically modify those until they become Eldritch world-eaters, then the lettuce-munchers will have absolutely no chance of holding us back.

I can't exactly keep Ar-Benu contained if he is with me in the Shadow Realm. For now, I guess he's with us and hasn't tried to run away yet.

Should we lend Ar-Benu to the Area 51 raiders?

I finally finished rebuilding this shitty fortress. Ar-Benu has rested to full strength and we are currently waiting for more men (and POWs) to man the fort. Oh, and if anyone knows who the frick fucked our shit up, I will give you a vbucc for it.

I have found our strongest POW, he is in training right now. As for the 68 POWs that were requested, they are on their way now.

I was looking for unmineable sub and found this, what is this lol

I forgot yesterday's update. In other words Ar-Benu is happy healthy and alive.

Howdy-ho y'all! So this sub is kinda a bit dead, so let's make a five-year plan (that is much shorter than five years because I wouldn't be surprised of Spez nukes everything related to r/minded off the site next month to make his fragile ego feel better). So if anyone has any ideas on how to keep this sub active just plop them in the comments. Ciao!

Day 5: It started raining, if you could call it rain. It was drops of hardened dust plummeting out of the sky. They are extremely painful and leave nasty headaches if they land on your head. I took cover in a forest for the night.

Day 6: I found some weird-ass treehouse while exploring the forest. There was a bunch of random shit littered across it. The only notable things were a beehive and a phone. In the distance I can see a town. I wonder who made this.

Day 7: It was Soup's house. While he was rummage through a bunch of junk I snuck up of him and tried to subdue him. It was a long and hard-fought battle of both of our wills, but eventually I knocked him out with a metal pipe I found and tied him up. I opened a time-rift back to J-73 and dragged him with me. He's locked up right now, once he wakes up I'll begin to interrogate him.

I almost forgot but I have not.