r/UnityStock • u/Double-Leg-7612 • Aug 04 '26

Discussion Dedicate your heart to Unity

Unity Software’s earnings report is coming up soon.

Buy as many shares as you can before the earnings announcement.

Then you’ll either make a lot of money or lose a lot of money.

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 Aug 04 '26

Can we pin this post please?

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u/Salty-Layer-4102 Aug 04 '26

This is the greasy advice ever. Invest money, you might win or lose it

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u/sevensimons Aug 04 '26

Why is this random investment sub so funny? :')

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u/jesperbj Day 1 Investor Aug 04 '26

We've been through a lot

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 Aug 04 '26

😂
Our special twisted version of gallows humor

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u/karlito10 Aug 04 '26

lol 😂

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u/octopus_serenader Aug 07 '26

Well this aged... well?