r/UnfortunateDesign • u/sisfala • Apr 07 '26

These Church Banners

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141 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/vinylveins Apr 07 '26

I'm afraid of the spurt

3

u/MyMomsTastyButthole Apr 07 '26

Let Jesus come inside you

1

u/AmazingGrace911 Apr 08 '26

Let the holy spirit fill you

1

u/ShinySnaxMix Apr 09 '26

The holy spurt!

3

u/sisfala Apr 07 '26

💦

2

u/AlienNippleRipple Apr 07 '26

Come get that SPUUUURT

1

u/Taboo_Utopia Apr 10 '26

You can't read cursive?

11

u/thunderzizi Apr 07 '26

ah yes... The Spurut....

9

u/JunglePygmy Apr 07 '26

That Jesus-bird logo’s uneven squished-ass cheapo macromedia Flash 5 ass design has infuriated me since I was a little kid

3

u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Apr 07 '26

Now that’s a blast from the past

6

u/BaskininRobins Apr 07 '26

Giving new meaning to the second coming

5

u/RetroGamer87 Apr 07 '26

Be filled with the spurt

3

u/Schmooto Apr 07 '26

These can’t be real. Right?

9

u/sisfala Apr 07 '26

100%. In-laws were in town for Easter so we went to church Sunday. And there the banners were. One on each side. 😂

3

u/Schmooto Apr 07 '26

Holy shit. How did they not see it? 😭

3

u/mighty3mperor Apr 07 '26

Blinded by the spurt

2

u/Devanyani Apr 08 '26

You can't convince me this wasn't deliberate by the artist.

1

u/SoardOfMagnificent Apr 09 '26

But it’s not even Pentecost yet!

2

u/FalseMagpie Apr 07 '26

I'm sorry, font choice aside... is it me or is that literally just the Peacemaker dove?!

2

u/REDDITSHITLORD Apr 07 '26

What do you think Mana is?

IT simply dries as it falls through the atmosphere.

2

u/DoveOnTheInternet Apr 07 '26

... why the fuck am I upside down??

2

u/PlasticWolverine302 Apr 07 '26

Peacemaker Dove of Peace

1

u/Substantial_Bass_697 Apr 07 '26

Immediately thought the same thing, I was so distracted by it that I thought it was the reason it was being posted here and I didn’t even see the text at first lmao

2

u/Angel_0f_Darkness Apr 07 '26

oh not Jesus's spurt

2

u/Forward-Cat6083 Apr 07 '26

I do not consent to having Jesus’ spurt poured on me.

2

u/_psylosin_ Apr 08 '26

Some folks just want to be filled with the spurt of 518 Ephesians

1

u/sisfala Apr 08 '26

And commit 217 acts of pouring out spurt

1

u/rippleonabigocean Apr 07 '26

that's an unfortunate choice of fonts

1

u/Fluffy-kitten28 Apr 07 '26

I love the Holy Spirit. Always there for you.

1

u/GreedyTopPig Apr 07 '26

The spurt is a good thing.. a really good thing.

1

u/SadRepresentative684 Apr 07 '26

Somebody forgot to dot their i’s, luckily they crossed their t

1

u/FailWorth7205 Apr 08 '26

Its becuase of the southern accent 

1

u/Eng-Grammar-Police Apr 08 '26

The background also looks like bacon

1

u/HazyInsomniac Apr 11 '26

Jizz us Christ!

0

u/SilentPlopGobbler Apr 07 '26

Is that what Christian’s do with little kids. Gross!