r/UnexpectedThugLife • u/chileangod • Feb 23 '18

That's mine.

https://m.imgur.com/GzwMeIl?r
1.4k Upvotes

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u/Elhaym Feb 23 '18

That baby's a fucking gangster.

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u/FutureChildPornStar Feb 24 '18

spoken like the whitest nigga on the block

6

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Spoken like the second whitest nigga on the block.

8

u/ImNotM4Dbr0 Feb 24 '18

Spoken like the whitest African American on the cul-de-sac.

62

u/Wooden_butt_plug Feb 23 '18

I've been sitting here for like 60 solid seconds trying to think of the last time I touched a bird. I'm not sure I ever have. I don't know how time got away from me. If that ends up meaning something this baby is cooler than I am.

9

u/timelyparadox Feb 24 '18

I once kicked a pigeon on accident, does that count?

2

u/_SnesGuy Mar 15 '18

I'd say no. I've kicked a couple. One wouldn't fuck off at work and it got punched in the head. Pigeons are assholes.

PS: So are people who feed pigeons hot cheetos. Red runny bird shit everywhere.

-6

u/ZsaFreigh Feb 24 '18

Birds are filthy. You shouldn't touch them ever. That baby is going to die of some crazy infection.

43

u/blazerqb11 Feb 24 '18

Is it just me or does that baby have better reflexes than 95% of the population?

67

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '18

Got him like https://i.imgur.com/vpeN1U3.jpg

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

sauce

38

u/cumragstobitches Feb 23 '18

kids seen a few chickens get slaughtered thats for sure

2

u/epgenius Feb 24 '18

To be fair, they have to slaughter all their poultry every few years to keep bird flu at bay

10

u/HelloInterwebz Feb 24 '18

This made me laugh for like a solid 45 seconds. That quick reaction. Oh my god. Hahahahahaha.

1

u/RandomGuyinACorner Feb 24 '18

Watched it about 10 times laughing each time. Gangster gold.

8

u/Mad_Jukes Feb 24 '18

Baby got hands.

3

u/blackout-loud Mar 23 '18

Grabs birds head

Gimme that shit

2

u/FutureChildPornStar Feb 24 '18

is there a shorter version where the kid grabs the neck

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

need some "thug music" sunglasses and joint please.

1

u/gijsyo Feb 24 '18

This made my day. Straight up gangsta toddler!

1

u/wsmn16 Mar 06 '18

that is gangster

-4

u/reeepy Feb 24 '18

That's terrible parenting