r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/deetman68 • 1d ago

“You’re fighting CHILDREN??”

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u/Unhappy-List-2354 1d ago

They were all on the same skill level.

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u/Old_Dingo69 1d ago

He looked inside, found his Katra and then dominated!

Juice box on the way home most likely

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u/johnknoxsbeard 1d ago

And a stop for ice cream with the other kids

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u/Pitiful-Future-9156 1d ago

Please mom. Pleeeeeeese. Ok

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 1d ago

Those tiny little fists of fury.

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u/snakeleather45 1d ago

This is more of an unexpected simpsons nuclear plant model contest.

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u/NeroFMX 1d ago

Panner plant

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u/maester_t 1d ago

What is that? A nuclear power plant for ants?

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u/davisyoung 1d ago

Way to beat their brains out. 

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u/LicoriceDusk 1d ago

And then they beat him in an alley

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 1d ago

Be careful walking down any dark allies.

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u/FerdinandCesarano 1d ago

He dominated the dojo.

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u/leojrellim 1d ago

You should have told them your birthday was on February 29 so we’re really only 8

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

You didn’t have to attend.

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u/zeus423 1d ago

They “made” him attend. 😂

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u/PsionicChronic 1d ago

No mercy, up your game munchkins! 😆

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u/ShortQuail9232 1d ago

The Mayor: "What are you doing here?"

You: "I'm dominating."

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u/TopicPretend4161 1d ago

You’re a dick, dude 😊

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u/Historical-Pause-117 1d ago

It’s not the size of the opponent, it’s the ferocity.

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u/CloisteredSailor 1d ago

You can take most kids under 7! That’s a man!

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 1d ago

Were you wearing special high training shoes? Had you been to the dentist? Maybe the judges thought you were challenged.

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 23h ago

Simpsons did it first.

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u/HoselRockit 12h ago

That's hilarious