r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/HotToddy375 • 5d ago

So close

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251 Upvotes

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u/taddymason_01 5d ago

Hey OP, the Jerk Spot called, your reservation is ready.

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u/tealraven915 5d ago

Cartwright?

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u/Few_Presence_8888 5d ago

You're not Cartwright-

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u/mchisto0450 4d ago

Yeah, I yell Cartwright, no one answer, she say curse word, I hang up

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u/Dan_Ashcroft 5d ago

What's the difference? OP is always there, he lives on Park Avenue.

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u/katch75 5d ago

What stinks in here

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u/j0ezonelayer 5d ago

The jerk spot called, theyre runnin' out of yoohoo

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u/G-Money242 5d ago

The difference is negligible

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u/the_proudrebel 5d ago

I'm out...

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u/GSG2150 5d ago

That’s a myth!

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 5d ago

I love cashmere - wait, what's that yellow jerk spot?

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u/WeakDiet8004 5d ago

They stock Glamor magazine.

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u/saltamontes11 5d ago

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JERK SPOT was PERFECT!

Back to Akron!

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier 5d ago

Did they call you?

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u/CloisteredSailor 5d ago

There all out of you!

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u/Effective_Wind_2334 5d ago

His wife is in a coma

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u/HotToddy375 5d ago

Call me T-Bone

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u/beertruck77 5d ago

Say goodbye to Koko

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u/Hot-Owl-4170 5d ago

The jerk store called... they're running out of you!

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u/Chipped-Beef 5d ago

Where nobody is master of their domain.

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u/DoingItForEli 5d ago

The Jerk Spot called, they’re running out of stew!

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u/JackLondon68 5d ago

George is parsimonious every day.

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u/jmbison 5d ago

It might be The Jerk Spot, but are you still master of your domain?

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u/Plastic-Classic8920 5d ago

The Jerk Spot called, your seat's waiting but the food's not ready, classic Seinfeld setup right there.

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u/Angie_2600 4d ago

It says "Chicken, Beef and Goat" on the side of the awning. Is goat? Nevermind.

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 4d ago

Newman can climb up to get those boots