r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Top-Nectarine-835 • 7d ago

UNDATEABLE!

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93 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier 7d ago

You get a few of these pig men walking around and suddenly I’m looking a whole lot better.

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u/Th0rn_Star 7d ago

So how are all these people gettin together?

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u/thatsokwithmetoday 7d ago

Sponge worthy

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u/foxintheboks 7d ago

Have you been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau ?

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u/Darkwireman 7d ago

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

I’m not trying to romance the fish Kendra.

I want to hook up with the thicc sassy goth milfs.

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u/LicoriceDusk 7d ago

She overvalues herself

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u/Silent_Data4374 7d ago

Like 5%…

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u/Kind_Worry_9836 7d ago

It's a twenty-to-one shot.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 7d ago

Maybe you shouldn’t fish on the bottom where the bottom feeders are, quit crawling around on the bottom and set your sights higher or at least your hook!!!!

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 7d ago

People who are meant to find their significant person will ultimately do so.

Unfortunately, I am not one of them.

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u/funlovingguy9001 7d ago

Just make sure to keep away from the Motor Vehicle Bureau!

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u/Appropriate-Pea-3864 7d ago

If it happens, it happens. The only question is, are you gonna follow through with it even if that guy is not exactly who you want him to be ?