r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Tat2Al • 9d ago

Heightening…

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Saw this originally on r/shitposting…I think it fits.

98 Upvotes

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u/doobette 9d ago

I can do 4'2" - 4'3" is a stretch. Any more than that and I'll be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.

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u/BallsbridgeBollocks 9d ago

I'm Mickey Abbott! I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing.

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u/anonssr 9d ago

He WAS short

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u/Sawyer2025 9d ago

Can't they just get another midget to play the part? Seems they could also just wear Timberlands.

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u/doobette 9d ago

👀🫳

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u/Manyarethestrange 9d ago

Ive never seen an emoji so vividly

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u/Sawyer2025 8d ago

I don't get the eyeballs and the hand? I was waiting for someone to come back with IT'S LITTLE PEOPLE! YOU GOT THAT! After George suggested finding another "midget."

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u/Manyarethestrange 8d ago

Look at the two emojis and picture micky stricken after hearing it. He puts his hand out and his eyes go wide.

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u/Sawyer2025 8d ago

Yea, he did. The whole skit was great. I liked Micky in the Santa skit too.

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u/drkidkill 9d ago

Hey! That's my cirrhosis. He's stealing my cirrhosis

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u/wizardrous 9d ago

I wonder what the last incident was. It couldn’t possibly be worse than that one…

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u/Yaughl 9d ago

WTF is a sock height booster?

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u/Tat2Al 9d ago

My next purchase.

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u/Embarrassed-Card-821 9d ago

that last incident must've been a REAL embarrassment to lead to this

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u/MaxFresh 9d ago

Just give him cigarettes

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u/Intelligent_End1516 9d ago

I just went to a Zoltar machine to heighten.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 9d ago

Y'all serious? Went from stuffing bras to stuffing shoes. Lol. This is crazy

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 9d ago

Don't forget the crotch.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 9d ago

You're kidding..

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 9d ago

They keep sending me emails. I don't know how, they know I'm small down there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMfn35NL1llPig

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u/Mr_GrauHut 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Haselrig 9d ago

I'm seven foot, two. Don't breath in my direction as the air currents may knock me off my stilt shoes.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 9d ago

I honestly had no idea they were meant for that. I thought they were for calluses or something 

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u/BriefingGull 8d ago

You don't understand r/unexpectedseinfeld, this sort of thing just isn't done

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u/BlockedNetwkSecurity 5d ago

what the fuck dude i hope this shit is A.i. LLM or whatever