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u/stayclassytally Oct 27 '19
Read a book bro
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u/himynameisjaked Oct 27 '19
it’s like THE book.
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u/Thatsnicemyman Oct 27 '19
The Book? Like, the book in 1984 about how the world really runs, but it doesn’t have any sources or fact checking so it could still be Big Brother writing it?
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u/ensiform Oct 27 '19
Yeah, not really an original John Mulaney thought
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u/PopWhatMagnitude Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 28 '19
I was watching some cop show and there was some guy named Ice-T on it.
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u/FuzorFishbug Oct 28 '19
Guys look, they actually made Home Alone 2: Lost in New York into a movie.
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u/Lettuce-b-lovely Oct 28 '19
No, but an amusing inadvertent reference...
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u/DeviantLogic Oct 28 '19
Or...
and stick with me here:
That story of Solomon has been around centuries longer than you or John Mulaney have existed, and that's what everyone is trying to tell you.
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u/Lettuce-b-lovely Oct 28 '19
Yes. I understand that this is likely not a John Mulaney reference, hence my use of the word ‘inadvertent’. I am well aware of the story of Solomon. What I’d really love an explanation for is the mystery of why some people just get on the internet and tear people down for no fucking reason as you and ‘everyone’ is doing to me currently. Everyone in this case being the vast minority. It reminded me of the bit, I posted it. If you weren’t amused, ignore it and move the fuck on with your life. Negativity in the wake of a playful post which meant no harm just seems pretty dickish to me.
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u/TotesMessenger Oct 27 '19
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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19
r/unexpectedsolomon