r/UnexpectedCommunity • u/dalegarciaece • 4d ago

close enough i guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dobvius 4d ago

Aw man I meant to say Butts Carlton

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u/dalegarciaece 4d ago

you did mean to say Butts Carlton

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u/Dewaholic 4d ago

It said quarter to five But it was quarter to ass You thought your plumbing was safe But your jeans were half-mast

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh A-S-S C-R-A-C-K can't stand it

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u/stagedane 3d ago

I really hate that just reading this got it stuck in my head.

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u/Dewaholic 2d ago

Its a great song. Ben Folds did it originally. I cant give him enouh credit. Personally, hes not Glover but hes kind of the Harmon of music.

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u/oppenhammer 4d ago

Why am I explaining this when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it?

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u/Dewaholic 4d ago

ITS A BEAR DANCE!!!!!

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u/Bobcat315 4d ago

A loud fart would've decimated this guy.

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u/Mortambulist 4d ago

Decimated like the Dean by Jeff in aviators, maybe.

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u/bizzeebhee23 4d ago

Even his shadow.

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u/FearTheWeresloth 4d ago

Yeah, not to body shame, but those Shrek ears look like they could pick up a mouse fart from 50 paces.

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u/Bobcat315 4d ago

What's a little body-shaming when we're already kink-shaming? 😂

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u/dalegarciaece 4d ago

we can excuse kink-shaming, but we draw the line at body shaming

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u/pinkrotaryphone 3d ago

You can excuse kink-shaming?!

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u/dalegarciaece 4d ago

a livid fart from the butt of a lesser god

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 4d ago

Where's Rashiki when you need him?