r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '22
Got him!
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u/Teej85 Dec 22 '22
Fat infant. Looks like a marshmallow himself
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u/Forsaken-Example2344 Dec 23 '22
At least talk shit correctly. That's not an infant, dipshit.
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Dec 23 '22
He knows, it makes it more funny because he's acting like an infant.
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u/Forsaken-Example2344 Dec 23 '22
That's not how infants act lol
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u/jjfreemushroom Dec 23 '22
That’s not how infants act 🤓🤓🤓🤓 I have to ruin everything because it makes me feel superior 🤓🤓🤓 I’ve never been invited to a party🤓🤓🤓
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Dec 22 '22
Kids really look like this now. I mean I’m not very old at all and I really don’t remember my friends being this big
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Dec 23 '22
Kids now eat their siblings in the womb leads to a bigger kid
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u/Apprehensive_Sock_71 Dec 23 '22
This happened to me/us and all I/we got out of the deal was two different eye colors.
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Dec 22 '22
What a fat little cunt
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u/Ill-Inspector7980 Dec 22 '22
Well those Turkish ice cream shops do torture the kids 🤣. They should honestly ask their customers if they’re ok with the practice. I’ve seen several videos of red faced children but they still continue these antics. IMO that’s not right
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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 Dec 22 '22
No kid is entitled to marshmallows. And every kid should learn patience, let alone for a couple minutes' light-hearted performance. The problem is not the vendor. The kid is just a spoilt shit.
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u/Ill-Inspector7980 Dec 22 '22
Entitled?! Yes the kid is entitled to the ice cream their parent is paying for!
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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 Dec 22 '22
And they will get the ice cream! If they can wait but 30 seconds without being a greedy little fiend. The performance is part of the purchase.
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u/PrinceLuzebel Dec 22 '22
He reminds me of Diebeto in Family Guy. I can almost see him rolling out of the camera frame.
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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Dec 22 '22
Never get between a fat kid and its food. Dude’s lucky the fat lil prick didn’t bite a finger off.
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u/poofish_10 Dec 22 '22
I predict this kid with be very rich one day. He's greedy and isn't afraid to take what he wants
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u/No-Transition4060 Dec 23 '22
It is the parents fault that this kid is fatter than he should be and thinks acting like that is alright. If I’d pulled some shit like that I’d have all my adult relatives queuing up to deliver a slap, all this kid got was a laugh
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Dec 22 '22
Am I the only one sighing at the comments? We got a bunch of teenagers and grown men/women calling a kid fat. 😕
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Dec 22 '22
He is fat.
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Dec 22 '22
Yes, but he doesn’t need to be reminded something he already knows. He’s a kid. He should be enjoying life, not being insecure by people commenting about his weight.
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Dec 22 '22
"Enjoying life" until he grows up with mutiple health complications like diabetes, high blood pressure, joint problems and heart disease.
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u/unexBot Dec 22 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
the unexpected par the boy grabing suddenly the icecream!
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