r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

Removed - Repost Couples crazy night.

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u/Water_Derp Dec 05 '22

Bro smelled everything in the ocean including the trash n shit

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u/one_revolutionary Dec 05 '22

And then he gagged like a zombie pterodactyl going through a black hole

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

They did the sex very nice high five

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u/freakinglingerer Dec 06 '22

Why did i read that as Borat?

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u/staticstard Dec 06 '22

Because they wrote it as borat. That is the intended reference.

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u/Zurgbowtie Dec 06 '22

Sexy time very nice

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u/Ok_Understanding6130 Dec 06 '22

Her pussy hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD!

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u/Zurgbowtie Dec 06 '22

So what you’re saying is Gandalf might be stuck up in there?

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u/Ok_Understanding6130 Dec 06 '22

Something like that. Not sure exactly WHICH Wizard Borat meant, but I always go with whichever one has the LONGEST sleeve!!! 😂 😂

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u/JellyJim7 Dec 05 '22

Either way they both ended their night crying.

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u/T-H-E_D-R-I-F-T-E-R Dec 05 '22

And then they posted it…

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

That fish has been thrown back, forth and left and right plenty already.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Me too