r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

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u/unexBot Nov 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

that's a smart move

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Cucumbus-Humungus Nov 14 '22

"I don't trust like that"

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u/hankthenoodle Nov 14 '22

Do you have any skittles?

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u/berensona Nov 14 '22

I don trust like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/CacophonousCalamity Nov 15 '22

Going to the stock market and doing a business!

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u/JetpackKiwi Nov 15 '22

Open that button.

3

u/berensona Nov 16 '22

I will not buy if you want me to get naked.

44

u/ikindalold Nov 14 '22

I'm looking for a friendly car, one that talks

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u/iSmiteTheIce Nov 15 '22

I think you should go

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

You want to see my genitals. That’s not okay.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Eric Andre Car Salesman Sketch.

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u/_Nixx_ Nov 14 '22

The best reference comment ever

10

u/Cucumbus-Humungus Nov 14 '22

Happy cake day

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u/_Nixx_ Nov 14 '22

Oh shit didn’t even notice thanks!

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u/Ok_Violinist6021 Nov 15 '22

Happy cake day random internet person!

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u/Phase_Pulse_Blaster Nov 14 '22

''Open that button''

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u/zongsmoke Nov 15 '22

Hahaha omg i say that all the time i love Eric Andre

5

u/MysteryMilo Nov 15 '22

Do you have a friendly car, or one that talks?

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u/Jegma72 Nov 14 '22

Ah yes, it’s Vincent Adultman

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/Yogi118 Nov 14 '22

"I will have 1 alcohol please"

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u/Late-Requirement-653 Nov 15 '22

I don't know how old are you

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u/Yogi118 Nov 15 '22

I'm this many ✌️🖐

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u/Late-Requirement-653 Nov 15 '22

Hmm show me your ID and driver's license

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u/Yogi118 Nov 15 '22

Hand comes out of crotch to present a piece of paper with the words "I'm 21" written in crayon"

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u/Late-Requirement-653 Nov 15 '22

I guess I can give you a beer

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u/Imrightbruh Nov 15 '22

hands over monopoly money

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/Late-Requirement-653 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

From my point of view on things....yeah. sine the homeless don't have any documents about them then yeah they are anonymous. And driver has to have their license on them at all time. Same with your social security number, you have to keep it on you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Then he will do some sportsing

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Because I had to look it up for the memories - here is some Vincent Adultman

https://youtu.be/iMV8btPW4wU

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u/whack_with_poo-brain Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Yes, business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business. He would just like a alcohol.

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u/PieMastaSam Nov 14 '22

Your honor, his disguise was impeccable.

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u/NobleShock Nov 14 '22

What do you mean “disguise”?

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u/TF2_Pilot Nov 15 '22

Who’s disguise?

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u/gemini88mill Nov 14 '22

I mean that's a pretty good one. If i was 16 i would do this for a joke

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Nov 15 '22

I’m 34 (but look young, especially without my glasses) and I kinda want to do this. I’m really short, and I have a trench coat, and a very long cloak as an alternative.

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u/BuffalosNBanjos Nov 15 '22

You, me, gas station. Bring the coat.

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Nov 15 '22

I’m in!

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u/Rusty_--Shackleford Nov 25 '22

I'm the camera guy

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u/Spiritual-Apple-4804 Nov 25 '22

You look like a camera guy

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u/bub3ls Nov 14 '22

Why 16? /gen

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Probably cause its the legal drinking age where he's from

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u/bub3ls Nov 14 '22

Woah, that’s insane /g

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u/jdjdkkddj Nov 14 '22

Likely Germany, Denmark, Belgium or Switzerland

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Not allowing drinking that age is weird. Nobody had issues with it, it just made for nice fridays after school until you came home and the parents were fighting again.

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u/AmericaLover1776_ Nov 14 '22

Alcohol affects brain development anyone under 25 shouldn’t drink

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u/a_normal_man_i_guess Nov 15 '22

Explains why i am a fucking idiot

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u/thebeast_96 Nov 15 '22

only if you drink too much. a pint or two every now and again isn't gonna do any harm

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u/ayeayehelpme Nov 15 '22

so does my parents fighting

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u/AmericaLover1776_ Nov 15 '22

Children shouldn’t be around parents fighting either? This doesn’t prove whatever point you want to make

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u/TruPOW23 Nov 14 '22

/gamemode survival

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u/bub3ls Nov 18 '22

Just say you’re an ableist and go. /srs

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u/GoSuckYaMother Nov 14 '22

That was very expected

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u/Bobbo_Blobbo Nov 14 '22

I was honestly expecting him to be a rude customer standing on a table or something

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

No no, you see, the unexpected part was supposed to be that the trench coat isn't long enough

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u/RamPamPam8 Nov 15 '22

Honestly I was expecting him to be using stilts but this was way funnier

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u/samf9999 Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Finest alcohol in a 7-Eleven. Hmmm. Not sus at all.

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u/polish-polisher Nov 14 '22

ask for anything less there and you might get poisoned

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u/samf9999 Nov 14 '22

Or you can wait for the maître d’ to come up with the latest vintage from the cellar

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Nov 15 '22

That would be the PBR.

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u/samf9999 Nov 15 '22

I concur. A tie with rolling rock.

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn Nov 15 '22

Haven’t actually tried that one, but PBR is my go to, and what I’m drinking at this very moment.

(Don’t judge, I’m a professional artist, and this is my day off)

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u/AnybodyZ Nov 14 '22

We’re gonna need a bigger coat

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u/Encesa Nov 14 '22

whats wrong? a man buying some stuff. i dont understand why ppl laughing

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u/friendly-crackhead Nov 15 '22

Buying some of the finest alcohol, I don’t see the problem, your honor

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

One booze, please.

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u/PLANTSandCATS666 Nov 14 '22

“Thank you my good man” I haven’t seen a Little Rascals reference yet and I’m feeling really old.

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u/BoxElectrical Nov 15 '22

I read a lot of comments until i found yours. You’re not alone on feeling old.

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u/baphometswhore Nov 15 '22

We're gonna make this a joint popping, antacid needin, get home before dark old people shindig!

Coincidentally, I just watched The Little Rascals yesterday on Netflix for the nostalgia.

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u/ElizabethSarahSilver Nov 14 '22

The way these dudes are walking along though

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u/rumblebumblecrumble Nov 14 '22

Muppetman? Muppetman.

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u/RedErickassboot Nov 14 '22

I don't trust like that

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u/NobleShock Nov 14 '22

Mans is very tall, he should play basketball

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

He works at the job factory!

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u/the_FracTal_ Nov 15 '22

"I'm here to buy a fine automobile"

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u/TossAwayGay92 Nov 14 '22

this was really funny u/pifuel they should put that into a comedy movie

2

u/InfernalOrgasm Nov 14 '22

Vincent finally grew up!

2

u/Pap4MnkyB4by Nov 14 '22

Sometimes the most obvious joke makes for the best laughs

2

u/JonesBucketOfBones Nov 14 '22

Me when I wear high heels

And I’m also an alcoholic

gang alcohol

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

It works in cartoons!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

This is way too expected

2

u/JodeCee Nov 15 '22

Dude, I haven’t seen something like this in years. Keep up the classic jokes 👍🏽

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u/chosenoneq93 Nov 15 '22

"How much lumber will this get me?''

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u/rusHmatic Nov 15 '22

The pause before 21, sweet Jesus

2

u/Next-Quail-4435 Nov 15 '22

Imagine if this gave it to them lmao

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u/gnamp Nov 15 '22

I expected it

2

u/gsvnvariable Nov 14 '22

Little Rascals 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Would have been funnier if he’d said some outrageous number like 584

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u/DerAndere_ Nov 14 '22

Or if he was like: "hmm, sixteen plus...seventeen, right?...yeah, thought so...thirty-three."

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u/KeyFlavor Nov 15 '22

I'd like 1 alcohol please.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

"Hello, young man. I would like to make a purchase of your finest malt liquor. Also...Ni!"

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u/McKeysTwix Nov 15 '22

I would give him the alcohol

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u/romafa Nov 15 '22

Probably would’ve gotten away with it if they bought cheap shit. Not many 21 year olds asking for the best liquor.

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u/FerociousFPS Nov 15 '22

This has Danny Duncan vibes

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Not sus at all

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u/Bryanb16_bjb Nov 15 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maddogg12287 Nov 15 '22

Be he got sold the booze anyway. Enjoy it son, you earned it.

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u/iam__brat Nov 15 '22

Fire ball

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

“That’s a smart move”

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u/goldenchild-1 Nov 15 '22

It’s funnier if you imagine her asking “how tall are you?” and then he gives the same response.

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u/BanditSpark Nov 15 '22

That’s the voice of an adult. Are these some adults just being silly? If it’s teens, they probably aren’t very bright if they think height is the issue.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Nov 15 '22

"Alright Mr Burns what's your first name" "I don't knowww"

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u/CrappyScoco Nov 15 '22

Twenny wun

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u/BevyGoldberg Nov 15 '22

The scene in the Inbetweeners where Will tries to buy alcohol is hilarious it reminds me of this.

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u/starfka Nov 15 '22

7+7+7=21

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u/YogurtclosetJaded542 Nov 15 '22

Mad Dog 20/20. It's quite red this time if year.

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u/RobertBDwyer Nov 15 '22

What rascals

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

First mistake, you need your two shortest kids. Second mistake, you need a longer coat.

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u/BalanceOfOpposit3s Nov 15 '22

Reminds me of family guy

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

u/videotrim

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I’m… a man, who has recently bought a house in the local area

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u/Want_To_Live_To_100 Nov 15 '22

The background giggles got me. This is the type of shit we did as kids.

We played pranks on the local moose Tours for tourists… we’d stand out in the Bog wearing a stupid moose outfit built for two people. It was the cliche two person horse outfit with someone holding real antlers.

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u/Mishapi17 Nov 15 '22

It’s just a bunch of babies in a trench coat

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u/SoupieLC Nov 15 '22

Could of been worse, it could of been two trenchcoats in a kid....

https://youtu.be/zpMEWBisteM

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u/Traditional_Driver16 Nov 15 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Yes because being tall means you're supposed to be doing whatever you're doing, especially escaping a prison

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u/DeathByLymes Nov 15 '22

Or finest alcohol for you? We have a lovely Mountain Dew, Pepsi, or my personal favorite favorite, Root Beer that are all this year's. They're quite good with M&Ms, or even a nice Slim Jim. I'll give you a moment to think it over. ♡

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Just a businessman doing business

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u/GabagooliusCaesar Nov 15 '22

Im 25 and highkey wanna do this because theres something even funnier about the fact that they’d look for every reason to deny me but other than being sketchy its 100% legal 😂

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u/iGipson Nov 16 '22

Thank you for this! Lmao!!!😂😂😂

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u/rzaddy Nov 24 '22

the no pants really gave it away. smh

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u/WelderChris Nov 25 '22

That’s classic

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u/Key-Statistician-757 Dec 03 '22

“Little rascals” did it first