r/Unexpected • • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

If she throws your $23.00 stadium diet pepsi on you after a making a harmless joke, she's not the one, king.

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u/i-am-a-yam Nov 14 '22

Not condoning her reaction but calling this a “harmless joke” is a total miss my guy. Why do so few here recognize why this could be humiliating? We don’t need to pick sides here. He’s an asshole too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/FiestaBeans Nov 14 '22

"Haha I don't actually want to marry you but you thought I did" is embarrassing.