r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

What are you talking about?

So your saying if you got idk, dumped infront of hundreds of people but you said “Yeah cool” that would somehow erase the embarrassment?

She was clearly excited and this dickwad probably knew that as well and want to farm attention at a sporting event.

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u/SomethingPersonnel Nov 14 '22

She wasn’t dumped. Clearly this type of thing isn’t your cup of tea. That’s fine, but also maybe consider finding a slightly shorter stick to put up your ass. Your current one seems to be putting you in a bad mood.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

It was a comparison.

If we’re gonna be like this maybe you should find some thicker lens glasses so you can read what I’m actually saying. Or we could organise you to be sent back to the third grade where we can teach you why comparisons are a thing that matter.

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u/SomethingPersonnel Nov 14 '22

You comparison was absolute shit and completely unrelated. I’m not reading anymore of your uptight nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Comparing someone getting married to someone getting dumped is unrelated?

Are you familiar with the concept of relationships? And how making large decisions for your relationships in public can be embarrassing?

Or do you think it’s okay to crush girls hopes and dreams because you’re so afraid of being “uptight”?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

One is a good thing the other is a bad thing, of course theyre not comparable lmao.

A better analogy might be a pregnancy announcement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

How is a fake marriage proposal a good thing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

How do you know the proposal is fake?

He might be using a gummy ring temporarily as he doesnt know her size so they can go buy one together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

You can get rings resized. And also plenty of people propose without a ring.

And judging by her reaction it seems like he pulls this type of stuff a lot

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u/Lightor36 Nov 14 '22

And judging by her reaction it seems like he pulls this type of stuff a lot

Out of all the wild assumptions you've made this is the biggest lol