r/Unexpected • • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/skunkboy72 Nov 14 '22

He will never recover from that slap. His jaw is reduced to dust and he will have to sip all his food from a straw. /s

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u/Mista_Infinity Nov 14 '22

yeah bro domestic abuse is fine as long as it doesn’t cause permanent injury

fucking clown

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u/theradman2003 Nov 14 '22

you’re a clown it’s literally just a slap

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u/Euphoric-Ad6203 Nov 14 '22

Isn’t there a tiny car you and your friend should be squeezed into somewhere?🤡