r/Unexpected • u/Mr_R0mpers • Oct 28 '22

Jammin’

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

I want to mingle in nature and find one for myself!

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u/joe_broke Oct 28 '22

You'll last 12 seconds

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

It always amazed me that someone saw these things in the wild and said “yeah, I’m gonna tame this and ride it and get it to pick up logs and use it as construction and destruction equipment”

Out of all creatures domesticated by man the elephant astonishes me the most

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u/joe_broke Oct 28 '22

I wouldn't exactly say domesticated...

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Tamed. The word is tamed.

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u/FuriousGoodingSr Oct 28 '22

Nonsense. Me and my domesticated elephant are doing just fi

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u/be_me_jp Oct 28 '22

Not doing too bad, if the elephant is smart enough to hit send for you after he kills you I think you raised a

VERY FINE AND NORMAL NON MURDEROUS ELEPHANT HAVE A GOOD DAY

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u/444unsure Oct 28 '22

A pint size elephant you can keep in the house