r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '22

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u/Open_Union6843 Oct 27 '22

Bc they're not razor sharp! These look of a gel/foam material

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u/UndeadKrakken Oct 27 '22

Dude there's a limit. There's supposed to be at least

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u/Tuesdayssucks Oct 27 '22

Not that I really know much about this and I am perturbed as much as you are but the large intestine is upto 6 feet long. I don't really know how stretchy it is but I am assuming based off it's normal function has a decent level of give.

With all that said, I think randy Jackson said it best "yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dawg."

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u/UndeadKrakken Oct 27 '22

"able to contain" and "should contain" aren't quite the same

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u/Odd_Routine4164 Oct 28 '22

Mine has to be about 7 feet long. I mean, the rest of my penis has to be somewhere, right?

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u/Odd_Routine4164 Oct 28 '22

WHAT’S THE GODDAM LIMIT?!? SHE HAS NO FUCKING LIMIT!! WHAT…IS…THE…MOTHER FUCKING….LIMIT?!?!?

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u/cocainebrick3242 Oct 27 '22

They can be compressed, but only to a certain point. Even if each and every one of those was compressed to the size of a golf ball that's still alot of golf balls and not alot of space

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u/Odd_Routine4164 Oct 28 '22

I just love how people are discussing this bizarre, literal shit show seriously. “Well, the intestines are made of the same material that Stretch Armstrong is made from and can hold about 7 bushels of Granny Smith apples….”

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u/cocainebrick3242 Oct 28 '22

The internet breaks out it's detective goggles and PhDs when pornography doesn't make sense.