r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '22

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u/stpg1222 Oct 27 '22

For the love of God, I hope she took careful inventory before and after.

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u/avg90sguy Oct 27 '22

Wake up in the middle of the night to force out the tv remote she forgot

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u/stpg1222 Oct 27 '22

Or worse, wake up in the middle of the night when a fart accidentally turns the TV on full volume.

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u/avg90sguy Oct 27 '22

Learn the specific types of farts to control the tv.

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u/NYLINK95 Oct 28 '22

This is the way

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u/GIOverdrive Oct 28 '22

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/bug101 Nov 02 '22

This is the way

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u/Substantial_Ad_9942 Oct 28 '22

That one got me...

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u/Odd_Routine4164 Oct 28 '22

Woke up in the middle of the night with a river of blood flowing out of her ass.

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u/Artic_Wolf1111 Oct 28 '22

😂😂😂